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Karen: Peter, what you're wearing is interfering with you fight-
Peter: RESPECT THE DRIP, KAREN
[S-M;NWH — Interrogation Scene]
Interrogator: We all already know what you did, Mr. Parker.
Peter, biting his lip and looking down:
Interrogator: It's better to admit to them now, it might lessen your punishment.
Peter, sighing: Okay! Okay. You got me. It was me who clogged the toilet last night, but I swear it was an accident, and I tried to fix it, but I just made it worse and it was so embarrassing—
Interrogator:
Tony: I told you! I told you it wasn't me, May!
May: How could've I known?! You're a rich person in a normal apartment, you were more likely to not be used to our bathroom!
Steve: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
Peter, nodding sagely: So, that way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Tony, tearing up: That's my boy.
Peter: I walk around like everything’s fine..
Scott, sympathizing: Is it not? If it isn't, then that's alright, you don't owe anyone anything to pretend that you're okay when you ar—
Peter, tearing up: But deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
Scott:
Scott, muttering: Why did I agree to this..