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Dr.Strange: Hey Wanda could you protect this crazy powerful kid for me?
Wanda: Sure! Just bring America over here and we’ll have a great time.
Dr.Strange: . . . How’d you know her name?
Wanda: Whoops.
Doctor Strange: Please tell me you aren’t possibly destroying multiple universes, killing your parallel self, and murdering hundreds to be with your kids.
Wanda: I’m a good mom.
Wanda: *loses her kids*
Wanda: *willing to destroy another dimension and kill her parallel self to be with her kids*
Strange: *tries to protect his kid (America)*
Strange: *Actually does damage another dimension*
Marvel: *puts Black Bolt, Charles Xavier, Black Captain Marvel, Peggy Carter, and Reed Richards into M.o.M.*
Marvel fans: *excited, happy, yayzuz*
Wanda: *kills all of them in 30 minutes*
Wanda: I just want to be with my kids Stephen
Stephen: And I want to be with Christine Palmer but you don’t see me messing with the multiverse.
Sinister Strange: Well actually…
Wanda: If you join me I will find a universe where you and Christine are together.
Strange: Jokes on you we aren’t together in a single universe.
Wanda: … Wait what
Strange: I don’t have a chance with her.
Wanda: Wow… that’s pretty sad
Strange: *holding back tears*
Stephen: Right now, I'm not sure if I want to kick you or push you off a bridge
Tony: Can I pick?
Harley: why are you giving us tips on how to save money?
Tony: I'm preparing you for the future
Peter: aren't you a billionaire?
Tony: I may be, but that doesn't mean I'm inheriting any of my money to you two.
Tony: Who the hell turned off the wifi?
Peter:
Peter and Harley: *Throwing pencils at each other*
Tony: YOU TWO BETTER STOP AND MATURE THE FUCK UP.
Peter:
Harley:
Peter: TAXES *punches Harley in the face*
Harley:
*Tony telling Stephen*
Peter: Hey, Mr. Strange, sir?
Stephen: Doctor Strange, Peter. It is not a made-up name.
Peter: Oh okay, Mr. Doctor Strange sir.
Stephen: *sigh* What is it?
Peter: When we put candles on a cake, does it summon some sort of demon that decides based on their mood to grant our wish or do the complete opposite of it?
Stephen: ..I believe the lessons of mystic arts didn't cover this.