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Incorrect x reader haikyuu quotes
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I’m doing here a shitpost of a few I find on the internet. I don’t own any of these and if you do find the owners please tell me and ill add the credit. ( also inspired by @exhausted-smiles )
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(Y/N) : The food is too hot, I can’t eat it. Kuroo : You’re too hot and I still want to eat you (Y/N) : What - Kenma: Lunch. One peaceful lunch, just one.
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Kuroo: How’d the date go?
Kenma : I wanted to compliment them. Tell them they had a wonderful smile and all that. Kuroo: What happened? Kenma: They smiled at me and I said ’You had eyes’
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(Aged so its not underage)
Nishinoya : How drunk was I last night? (Y/N) : You called milk cereal water.
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Kageyma, opening a milk carton : I’m going to drink my sorrows away.
Tanaka: What happened
Nishinoya: (Y/N)-san was busy.
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(Y/N): You’re smiling, did something good happen today?
Tsukkishima: I can’t smile because I feel like it?
Yamaguchi: Hinata tripped and fell during practice today,
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(Y/N): I can’t believe were stuck in this room together
Yamamoto, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate
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Tsukki: The glass is half empty.
(Y/N): I think the glass is half full.
Tsukki: I think you’re full of shit.
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Kenma: Can you do the thing?
(Y/N): Hm? What thing?
Kenma: The thing that never fails to make me happy
(Y/N): Oh.
(Y/N): *smiles*
Kenma: Thank you.
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Lev: It’s really muggy out today.
(Y/N): If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.
Lev: * sips coffee from a bowl *
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(Y/N): If you work on farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender
Ushijima, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling:
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(Y/N): Today, I lost my boyfriend, and your captain, Daichi.
Daichi, from the other room: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD
(Y/N): Sometimes, I can still hear his voice
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( aged again ) (Y/N), drunk at 2am: Snakes have this thing called a hemipenis, it means they have two dicks.
Kuroo, equally drunk: Nao from Nohebi has two dicks
Kuroo: One is in his pants, and one is his personality
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(Y/N): *putting on chapstick*
Kageyama: What flavor is that?
(Y/N): Cherry
Kageyama: Can I try some
(Y/N): Yeah *hands over the chapstick*
Kageyama: *kisses (Y/N)* Holy shit, it tastes like Cherry
*(Y/N).exe has stopped functioning*
( https://suunnysyde.tumblr.com/post/625031413150924800/incorrect-x-reader-haikyuu-quotes-part-2 )
Incorrect x reader Haikyuu quotes !!
Part 2, Nekoma edition! ( bonus Akaashi and Bokuto (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ )
Here’s more incorrect quotes, again if you know the person who made the original quote feel free to tag them. Here’s a Nekoma version because they’re my favoite. I’ll do the other teams later. Also to my new followers, bad choice but keep doing it.
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(Y/N) : Kozu ? You’re still awake?
Kenma: it’s not that late
(Y/N): it’s 2am
Kenma: it’s not that late
(Y/N): how long are you planning to stay awake?
Kenma: until 5am
(Y/N): …we have school at 7
Kenma: until 5 am
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Yaku: if you were going to die , what would be your last words ?
(Y/N): finally
Yaku: No -
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Lev: four months…
Kuroo: what’s he talking about?
(Y/N), giggling: It’s nothing really-
Lev: THATS HOW LONG YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
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Akaashi: can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
(Y/N): general mathematics 6th edition
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Kuroo: wow that shirt is great, (Y/N).
(Y/N): thanks.
Kuroo : but I bet it would look better on Kenma’s floor
Kenma: are you hitting on (Y/N)… for me?
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( aged up )
Yamamoto : Aw you had a crush on me
Yamamoto : that’s embarrassing
(Y/N): we’re married
Yamamoto : still
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Lev: here you go (Y/N), a nice cup of hot coffee.
(Y/N): oh… it’s cold.
Lev: Nice cup of coffee.
(Y/N): it’s horrible-
Lev: Cup of coffee.
(Y/N): Is this even coffee?
Lev: Cup.
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(Y/N): I can’t go, stress is bad for the baby
Kuroo: What baby?
(Y/N): me.
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(Y/N) : Say yes to Drugs
Yaku: Say no to drugs
Kuroo: it doesn’t matter what you tell drugs
Kuroo : because if you’re talking to drugs you’re taking Drugs
(Y/N): thanks science genius
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Kenma: Why are your tongues purple?
(Y/N): We had slushees, i had a red one
Kuroo: I had a blue one
Kenma: oh
Kenma:
Kenma: OH
Fukunaga:
Fukunaga: So you drank each other’s slushees?
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Cop: What’re your names?
Bokuto: Don’t tell them, (Y/N)
Cop : (Y/N)…
Bokuto : shit
(Y/N): Nice going, Bokuto
Cop:
(Y/N): fuck.
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(Y/N), on the phone with Kenma: What’re you doing?
Kenma, playing video games: The dishes
(Y/N): was that a laser gun?
Kenma: it’s a bad neighborhood.
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Lev: Did it hurt?
(Y/N), sighing: When I fell from heaven-
Lev: when you fell from a vending machine
(Y/N):
Lev: cause you’re a snack ─── · 。ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ─── Part three !!
Yes, that would work so well actually
Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Loki: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Loki: Is it working?