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Just... some more rambling, featuring two F/GO kings and a little scenario of an eating contest featuring four handsome guys, all inspired by the Halloween event in the NA server; Oni-Land
Oni-Land is quite carnival/amusement park themed, and you literally have to collect food items to sell at the store, so...
Picturing our two, radiant kings, enjoying the delectable treats of Oni-Land, saying how they should enjoy all the food here just like an Oni does!
Ozymandias and Gilgamesh, sitting at a table with a mountain of the event’s delicacies, laughing loudly (of course) as they talk to each other about how much they’re enjoying this feast. Their large, noisy, formerly well-toned stomachs, gurgling and burbling loud enough to be heard from far away.
The two casually talking about how they could easily out do the other in terms of how much they can eat. Although it may seem that they’re joking around, they’re actually secretly trying to one up the other, like “HAHAHA! That last mouthful was nearly twice as big as the ones prior! No surprise, really, but it looks like I’ll be clearing this table off first!”
... and the poor, unfortunate master who gets caught between them (literally). Trapped between the two large, gurgling bellies of the two loudly laughing kings. Of course, they’re both demanding that their master rub their belly and how they should feel honoured to see and help them while they’re in such a glorious state.
The master helpless to escape, has no choice but to rub the bellies they’re wedged between. The guts bouncing each time the kings laugh, making the stomachs slorsh and glorsh against the master who has no choice but to listen to the noises.
It’s only a matter of time before they start competing for their master’s attention, and seeing who can get it all for themselves..
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And this being a sort of carnival/amusement park, there’s probably also an eating contest area, where some of our beloved, hungry boys can go indulge themselves and win a prize!
Our noble heroes competing for a blue ribbon to be slapped on their large, stuffed bellies, and the roster this year looks like it’ll be a hard one to guess the winner!
We have Tawara Tota, who is known for loving a good meal and loves eating with others, and this big guy can clear a plate of rice in a second flat easily! He may just be here for a good time and a free meal, but don’t let your guard down around him... or he might accidentally make you the next course before he realizes it!
Next up we have Diarmuid, the charming knight of Fianna, who can tear his way through a four person meal like nothing, and even has an outfit with a belly-window for this event! Even with that belly, he’ll make you swoon~
Third, we have the Greek legend, Achilles! The powerful rider of the buffet line, the man who’ll drive his chariot through the drive-thru and ride his chariot home when his belly’s pinned him down. Raised by a centaur with two stomachs, Achilles has a tremendous appetite, and he’s hungry enough to eat a horse!
And last, but certainly not least, is our beloved, loyal dog, Cu Chulainn! A powerful, athletic hero, who loves to eat! Promise him food and you’ll have a new best friend in this guy! Cu is eager to dig into a delicious meal and stuff his face and gut until his suit rips from the sheer size of his belly! It’s not the first time it’s happened, and it won’t be the last!
Who will win this years Oni-Land eating contest? Well, just be careful not to get within grabbing range, or you may be added to their menu~!