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I think knighthood should function today the same way it does in Le Morte D'Arthur (particularly in regards to celebrities who have been knighted)
Knights should be able to challenge other knights to fights (potentially to the death) for no reason at all at any time.
Knights should be able to knight whoever they want in turn
Women should be able to send knights on random quests whenever they see them.
Kenneth Branagh runs into Sam Neill at a restaurant? Fight. You did a good job caddying for Michael Caine? Boom, he makes you a knight. You see Patrick Stewart on the street? Send him to go deal with the guy at your work who won't stop asking you out.
Missing the cool weather
When your scrolling through the knight tags and suddenly encounter lewd art
I teach honourable fencing and chivalrous combat.
Yet somehow, I raised a dagger fighting rogue, that can beat swordsmen with her dagger.
The 12th century ruins of Château de Joyeuse Garde, associated with Arthurian legend and said to be the location of Sir Lancelot’s tomb.
looks like someone needs a hand up...
Come on soldier, back on your feet.
Due to the trade of illegal dragon parts – horns, hides, teeth, eggs and even entire hoards – conservationists have had to take extreme measures to protect these magnificent creatures from poachers. The acclimation process can be a bit tricky, but once a dragon has become used to the presence of a knight, they seem to almost enjoy the prestige of having an armed guard.
Btw standard gun cleaner/solvent and a piece of scotchbright or cloth work really well to protect, clean, and maintain plate armour and blades.
i’m not calling you “sir”, you haven’t even been knighted, fucking poser
Whether fate be foul or fair, Why falter I or fear? What should man do but dare?
march to camelot #1: quest
One of the fun perks of wearing armour is you can balance a hot bowl of soup on your chest without burning yourself and I think that adds a lot to my quality of life.
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