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“Who the fuck does Ang Lee think he is, man?”

KNOCKED UP (“Brokeback Mountain” Deleted Scene) | 2007 | dir. Judd Apatow

I want a girl to lock her legs around me really tight and BEG me to knock her up.

I need to raw a girl immediately.

I need to cum inside her, relentlessly and continuously, until my balls are empty, we can’t tell who’s cum is who’s and we collapse in a pile on the bed or floor.

I want to leave hand prints on her hips from where I grabbed her to force my cum as deep as I could. I want to hear her breathless little sighs and gasps because I kept rubbing her clit and making her squeal every time I pumped another load inside of her.

I want to fill up and ruin a girl, completely. I don’t want her to be able to get out of bed for the rest of the day because she needs to recover and doesn’t want my thick cum dribbling out.

I just want a girl to wrap her legs around me and whisper “I wanna have your baby” in my ear😍

When I cum, I want my cock right against your cervix. I want you to feel the initial throb. Then, with your legs and arms wrapped tight around me, I’ll pump rope after rope of my hot seed inside you. The expression on your face priceless as you realized you are claimed and owned by me.