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Honestly, is there anything better then shipping Chuuya with people that can and will kick ass?

Like we all know he would fall for Kunikida if he saw him f*ucking suplex Dazai.

Why wouldn't he fall for Ranpo the second he punched his lights out?

`waddles into your Tumblr room with plushies` I can't sleep, wanna talk about ranchuu

always. Always happy to talk about RanChuu. (Speakin of plushies what would kind of plushies would either Ranpo or Chuuya have, you think?)

And why KuniRanChuu is PEEK OT3

Chuuya: what's better than one (1) hot badass? BAM! Two (2) hot badasses!!

`waddles into your Tumblr room with plushies` I can't sleep, wanna talk about ranchuu

always. Always happy to talk about RanChuu. (Speakin of plushies what would kind of plushies would either Ranpo or Chuuya have, you think?)

Hello did I see you mention something about Kuniranchuu

Yes! I recently saw an incorrect quotes post about it and it awakened something in me. I already love KuniChuu so it wasn't too hard to get me on board with this OT3

yo wussup homeslice. I have THOUGHTS

Chuuya has a tongue piercing, Dazai know this and loves it. Kunikida does not know about it until they kiss for the first time and it feels weird and Chuuya laughs his ass off before sticking his tongue out to show him.

Kunikida found a new thing he finds hot that day.

Dazai totally has his ears pierced and gets the weirdest earrings he can find.

Kunikida doesn't have any, Dazai tries to get him to get a bellybutton piercing.

thoughts tee hee <3 consumes them and leaves you an empty husk <3

yes. chuuya with a tongue piercing, what will he do (give really good head and kisses, probably. also he 100% just licks people sometimes. sometimes when dazai is being annoying chuuya will just. lick. and boom <3 peace and quiet <3 that is the one thing that compels kunikida to consider piercings WHEEZE)

earrings. tiny baby dolls. hanging on nooses. but earrings. dazai is truly just a lesbian tbh, like spiritually

kunikida has a reputation he cares about so he can't get any piercings and he tells dazai this repeatedly but dazai never listens SO eventually kunikida is like 'every time you tell me to get a piercing i will tally it and once there are 100 tallies you will get two piercings of my choosing' and that is how dazai ends up with nipple piercings. he is a very big baby about the pain <3

Kunikida x anyone who literally fits none of his requirements for a perfect partner

🥰✨ Kunichuu ✨🥰

Can't y'all wait till you leave the office???

kunikida with a secret tattoo on his lower back and when chuuya accidentally sees it for the first time they trip over their own feet

hehehe. kunichuu ponytail. you know the one

“Morning.” Kunikida said, still half asleep, as he pressed a kiss to the top of Chûya’s head before proceeding to keep moving; it may be Sunday, but there still were things to do. “The bathroom’s yours.”

“Thanks, pretty.” He heard his partner say, and a yawn followed. “By the way…” At that point, Kunikida was already a couple of steps away, and it would have been longer if he hadn’t slowed down in order to better carry out the conversation. “Your hair’s getting long, y’know.”

Before he could answer with a casual ‘yeah’, things happened.

Chûya closed the small distance between them to pull at his ponytail, likely as a way to back up those previous words with evidence in a jokingly demeanor. There was no issue, except that a little more force than necessary was used, and Kunikida felt himself being dragged slightly downwards… which, honestly, felt very good; not only did he offered not resistance, but a sound that blurred the lines between just exhaling and downright moaning escaped his mouth completely out of control.

And then, there was silence.

“I–” Upon noticing what had just happened, Kunikida covered his mouth with both hands, while his face started to heat up violently. Then, when he finally managed to turned his head enough to take a look at Chûya, what he found was a deep stare of amazement which preluded the following words:

“Huh. Interestin’ for sure.”

(Also on ao3.)