Lafayeet - Tumblr Posts

"[...] and I left Nathanael suffering in York. I left Nathan choking in Metz; and I left Marquis De drowning in his naiveté in Paris. The only one I take with me is a young boy, a dreamer and a raging soldier - I'm leaving France with Lafayette."

— excerpt from a book I'm not writing any time soon

*in the meeting room*

America: U remember Lafayette????

France: Who????

America: Marquis de Lafayette. The dude that you sent to America to help us in the Revolution that asked for some more Guns And Ships.

France: Ah, that General. Yah?? Y??

America: Is his name really Marquis de Lafayette??

France: nah.

America: then what is it???

France: *Inhales* Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette...

America: ...

Still America: Nah . No way his name is that long.

France: Yah. It is

America: No

France: Yes

America:No!

France:Yes!

France and America: *at each other's neck about to kill each other*

England: SHUT THE FAK UP!!!

France and America: *looks at Iggybrows* nah

America: Prove it!!

France:Okay!!

Still France: *Grabs Iggy's computer*

England:HEY!! GIVE THAT BACK Y-

America: *punches Iggy unconscious*

Everyone else: O-O

France: *Goes on Hetalia wiki and searches Lafayette*

France: There!! Is that good enough?!?!

America: *looks at screen* nah.

Franne: *finds another website* Now?!

America: Nope

France: *grabs note Lafayette gave to him and shoves it in Alfred's face* NoW?!?!

Italy: I think this is~a enough evidence Amerika...

America: *smirking* Nope!!

Everyone else: -_-

England: *Still unconscious*

France: ...

SHAYZAHDAKYSJAYDJAOHXUQJSJDJAUSJSJSJSHSHDHDHUSHSHAJAJSJZHJXJSHZHXH

*time skip brought to you by Ikea coupons from Sweden*

France: NOW?!?!

America: Nope

France: *Drops onto floor* When are you going to believe me???

America: *pretends to think* now

France: *sparkles around him* Really?!?!

America: I actually knew this whole time~

Everyone else: *sweat drops*

France: THATS IT TU MERDE!!! Cassè-toi L'AMERIQUE!!!* chases America*

America: *Runs*

America: *jumps over England*

France: *Steps on Iggy's D*

England: *wakes up* FRANCE YOU BLOODY WANKER!!!