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I want to be somebody’s personal toaster strudel. Is that too much to ask.

(in)correct Bnha quotes Pt.2 +:-:+:-:+:-:+:-:+: unstable villains

*at the hide out* Himiko : What cosmetic surgery would you do? Dabi: Totally my ass Himiko: For real? Dabi: yeah --silence-- Reader: Bitch , this face and body- and your ass is your biggest problem? －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Tomura: I have an ugly day Dabi: More like a ugly lifetime －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Magne: do you remember when you had that painful pussy cyst? Himiko: That was Herpes －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Twice: Did any of you have a pet or anything? Dabi: I had a lizard that I burned (Spinner shrieking in the background) Tomura: I turned my dog into dust Reader: I have a living chicken tho *pointing at Hawks*

(in)correct bnha quotes- Pt. 3 ・・・★・・・

Bakugou: "I´ll kill you!" Reader: "Thank God" Midoriya: "You´re not wrong about the 'god' part though. Him being the -tHe gReAt eXploSion mUrder gOd DynAmiTe-" Reader: "A long ass (cute) name for a fanboy, if you asks me." Bakugou: " I´m gonna be generous.You have two seconds to run.💥" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Mineta: "what can you do?" Ayoma: "✨Well, if 16 years of looking stunningly gorgeus isnt enou-✨" Mineta: "When are you going to start those 16 years?" Ayoma: .... Mineta: .... Ayoma: "✨Andouille, you expired little diaper wearing juice-✨" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Shinsou, barely functioning off on his 4th coffee:.... Kaminari: " You look like shit, with your Gucci Eyebags" Shinsou: "You look like a stuffed poodle, shut up" Kaminari: "Are you saying I´m cute?" Shinsou:" "From the bottom of my heart: wtf" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Kaminari: "Thank you for driving with the ⚡️uber.In the event of emergency suck on a caprisun☀️Know it‘s✨gods plan✨" Sero: "Do you even have a licence?" Kaminari: "What about '✨gods plan✨' are'nt you able to comprehend?" ・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・★・・・ Reader: "It's kinda smelly in here" Monoma: "close your legs then" Reader: "You know what?!Your lips have grown into ass-cheeks, cause there is a lot of bullshit coming out" Kendo: "Touché.🤡"

(in)correct Bnha quotes Prt. 4 --ｷﾘﾄﾘｾﾝ--

at a sleepover Reader, talking about their crush: "I dont want to be too graphic, but I want him to crush my throat, snap my back and hide my body" Uraraka: "Same girl, periodt" Yaoyorozu: "Yall need Jesus❤️" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ Ashido: " I love going as Zombies for Halloween" Sero: "How do you do that?Just not wear any concealer?🤡" Ashido:"6ft under the ground would really suit you rn♥" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ former Todoroki:I make loneliness✨look cute. Maybe I´m born with it, maybe its the clinical depression"

☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆ Kirishima: "What that mouth do?" Bakugou: "Argue" Midoriya: "mutter mutter mutter" Mina: "Talk shit and complain" Reader: "Imma Eat" ☆━━━━━━━━━━━☆

Bakugou: "The only time I´m totally chill is at yoga or hiking" Sero: "So youre trying to say that the whole other time youre whimsical and fun?" Kaminari:"-wait are we going to ignore the yoga part?" Bakugou: "You always have to open your damn mouth" Kirishima:" yes Denki, we are" Sero: "What´s that supposed to mean?!" Ashido: "I wonder if he knows the updog" Bakugou: "I won´t fall for that"

(in)correct bnha Pt.5 =☆=☆=♥=☆=☆=

drunk Midnight: I wanna party party party til my panties fall off. Nezu: Please dont. ・・・・・・・・・ Sir Nighteye,after the big fight with All Might: At least you are consistent. Consistently a liar! ・・・・・・・・・ Aizawa : You son of a bitch Shouto Todoroki: Don´t you dare talk about my mother like that! Aizawa: I mean your father🤥 S. Todoroki: That´s fine then. Sorry for interrupting. ・・・・・・・・・ Midnight: I don´t wanna live anymore. Aizawa: Youre going to die soon anyway Midnight: What´s THAT supposed to mean?! Aizawa: Cause dogs don´t live that long Midnight: You little rat Aizawa: You hear sum? I hear a little bitch ♥ ・・・・・・・・・ patrolling in public, Aizawa sipping on his drink Present Mic: Are you drinking vodka right now? Eraserhead : It´s vinegar Present Mic: Hahaha how funny , nice j- Eraserhead: I´m not joking ・・・・・・・・・ Shinsou: I´m not calling you Mom, just because you’re my dads slam piece. You were cool at the radio, but- Yamada: You´re hurtin' my feelings

♪～～♪ 🤧🤡The last time Aizawa had a good nights sleep, was in his mothers stomach, prove me wrong.

(in)correct bnha pt. 6 ✄ฺ——— ｷ —- ﾘ —

Reader, looking at Bakugou, Kirishima, Midoriya and Todoroki: I could take them. Not in a fight, but I could take them.😮‍💨🥴 ✄ฺ——— Mina: I wish I had a special talent😞 Kaminari: You have one, we just dont know what it is yet ♥ Mina: Rude🙃 ✄ฺ——— Mineta: My body is changing and its something I wont apologize for. Reader: I wish you would ✄ฺ——— Reader: I´ve hit rock bottom today Kirishima: I think you’ve been a bottom for quite a while now ✄ฺ——— Iida: Midoriya! I can understand why you would tackle Bakugou, but I think I would have the self control- Midoriya: You think you have self control? You were trying to kill Stain! Todoroki: Nice developments here. We find out new things about us that aren`t even true. Midoriya: Says the punk, who called the police chief a literal mutt. ——— . Todoroki: loving you as a friend is pretty easy Midoriya: 🥹 Iida: Did you notice that every person who needs, loves you? Midoriya: That’s true! 🤧

(in)correct Bnha quotes Pt. 8 ☆::::::::☆::::::::☆:::::::::

Uraraka: I don´t feel bad for rich people, it`s like feeling bad for famous people. Iida: But we did'nt ask for it, we were born into it! Uraraka: Neither did I. While you guys are crying in your mansion in gucci pyjamas , I´m crying at the Mc-Donalds parking lot. 'Cause I can't afford my chicken nuggets Todoroki: That is truly heartbreaking🤧 ●○●○●○●○●○●○●

Hawks: Well, villainry is all about POV right? Twice: True look at Stain and Dabi. Look at our relationship. Hawks: Most people think I´m a hero, but in reality I'm the villian. Twice: It's not even funny how true it is🥴 ●○●○●○●○●○ Reader: Can I have a confession? There was a time where I was sexually attracted to you👉👈 Dabi: You mean yesterday? 'Cause I can't relate🤡 Reader: Bitch my tongue was down your throat and I felt your di** rubbing onto me. Don`t lie into my face, you burned rat🤥 Shigaraki: wheezing ●○●○●○●○●○

Allmight: I'm sorry we broke your vase Recovery Girl:🙂 Midoriya: You're not mad? Recovery Girl:🙂 Allmight: Please don't be creepy, Ma'am Recovery Girl:🙂 Aizawa: She's probably thinking about a way to kill ya Recovery Girl:😀 Aizawa: Oop! She got an idea now

(in)correct bnha quotes Pt. 7 (งò▽ó)ว≡༄༅༄.༅.

Mitsuki: You are not a mistake Katsuki: ☺️ Mitsuki: You are a regret Katsuki: 😑 ●´I`●´I`●´I● Todoroki: What is wrong with you?! Midoriya: Ask what's right and the list would be a lot shorter🥱 ●´I`●´I`●´I● Reader: look at my new bathbomb! Kirishima: That's a toaster😀 Reader: .... Kirishima: Honey, are you alright? Reader, sobbing: Nah ●´I`●´I`●´I● Reader munching on Todorokis Soba: nomnom Todoroki: What´s in your mouth?🤨 Reader: ....... your dads di- Todoroki: Choke on it you thief!😒 ●´I`●´I`●´I`●

Kaminari: I love you☺️ Jirou: I could see that💅 As you should👸

(in)correct BNHA Quotes Pt.9

WARNINGS: swearing and sexual innuendos

Aizawa: *smiling and humming* Hizashi: Why are you smiling ? Aizawa: I´m not allowed to be happy? Hizashi: No, it´s fucking creepy ★━━━━━━━━━★ Toshinori: Why are you wearing pants with an additional hole? Nezu, tail wiggling angrily: Your body will have another additional hole, if you keep this up 🙂 Toshinori:😦 Nemuri: Did someone put salt in his coffee again? ★━━━━━━━━━★ Hawks: I´m not a good person Twice: Hell Yeah! Hawks: I´m a terrible person Twice: True, that´s probably why we get along so well🥰 ★━━━━━━━━━★ Best Jeanist: What´s the straightest thing you have ever done? Hawks: I killed a man ★━━━━━━━━━★ All Might: And if you wanna fuck me, take a picture and send it to a therapist to figure out, what birthday clown touched you🤡

(in)correct BNHA Quotes Pt. 10

Reader: Describe Bakugou as a friend Midoriya: He`s not going to punch you in the face without a warning, but he´s not going out of his way to make you feel good ｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡ drunk Reader: LeT`s geT hOmE anD geT it dOne, HuneY 🥴 Bakugou: Well, that makes my dick wilt like a dead flower ｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡ Jirou: You probably don´t have a lot of girls liking you Mineta: Lies! They love me! Momo: Your Mother does not count Mineta: ..... Mineta: 😔 ｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡ Midnight: Young Love is such a beautiful thing Reader: Fuck no, look at Romeo and Ghouliette- both dead😒 ｡｡｡｡｡｡｡｡

Midoriya: Jealousy is a disease. So get well soon Bitch Bakugou: 🫥

Todays brainrot-Headcannon:🥰🥴🥰

Bakugou does not like your favourite radio channel, but listens to it anyway to keep you happy and watch you do dancey wiggles .

When he is out of country or the city, he connects to the channel -knowing damn well that somewhere- you are dancing and listening to it at the same time. Mans feels connected this way🥹

Imagine your surprise when he calls the producers and makes them play a little audio from him and your favourite song: “Hey Babe, hope you are having an amazing day. Don’t trip over your feet when you hear this next song: 🎶 “

Todays brainrot 🧠🥴

After a fight with Shouto Todoroki you ghost him on all platforms and don’t answer his calls.

But your eyes widen when he stands on your doorstep with the newest version of a phone and says: “ I’ve got you a new phone because your old one is broken. That’s why you couldn’t answer my messages, right? I also apologise for the things I’ve said to you”

You didn’t have the heart to tell him you ignored him on purpose and hugged him instead.

(You also politely declined the new phone, by saying yours was doing a weird update)

LISTEN 👂agedup!reader x agedup!deku

This poor man is probably in so much pain.His body had to withstand so much stress and violence since he was a 15year old kid . Numerous injuries and a long relationship with hospital beds.

He would FOLD if his partner gave him a message. Or even a rough rub down. That mountain of a man is putty in your hands, as you work out all the knots in the muscles he built trough out his career.(You always appreciate his nice back too 🫦) . He was a GIVER his entire life, let him be greedy for once and enjoy the worship your magical hands give him.

Imagine an argument with your lover:

Bakugou„we‘re not going to sleep upset at eachother“ Katsuki, who starts bawling his eyes out, after you left his apartment.

You didn’t want to spend the night at his place anymore and needed time to think about everything. Thinking he‘s cooling down, you left without a word. Even worse: without a goodbye-kiss or a little affirmation of ‚I love you‘.

Prankster Reader with Class 1-A: because peace was never an option

CW: suggestive themes after the cut

🃏Putting a little dot-sticker on Iidas glasses, which looked like a specle of dust. Poor boy was trying to rub it off the entire time.

🃏A Classic: Switching up salt and pepper, which caused Momos teaparty and baking to turn into chaos.

🃏putting pink dye in Denkis shampoo when he claimed to be the King prankster of the shool. He rocked that Patrick Star look for weeks.

🃏Asking Shouto what would happen, if he placed hot oil and ice in his mouth at the same time.

🃏Placing Fake insects in the kitchen. Kirishima broke out a whistle note, when he saw the giant spider.

🃏Sneaking into the teachers lounge and asking Allmight nicely that you had important news for entire school. The gulable teacher announced them of course. Big Mistake- You started playing the pornhub drums intro and the whole facility whooped and laughed. Even Music Man lost his mind. The biggest surprise was, that you could bullshit your way out of trouble by saying "What is wrong about that nice melody?" .Cue Aizawa raising his eyebrows and saying it´s inappropriate. "But why, Sir? Where is it from?" -gaslight, gatekeep and boss around!

🃏Setting up an obnoxious alarm in bakahoes phone, after he talked smack about you. Him being absolutely flabbergasted when sounds of moaning and clapping started in the middle of Allmights class. Boy was so red when everyone and their mother looked at him. Noone, not even Midoriya, has seen him stumbling and cursing like that, when he desperately tried to turn his phone off.

🃏placing an Allmight themed thong in the boys bathroom and watching the chaos unfold. Everyone was side-eying Midoriya for days.

Accidental marriage with S. Todoroki

AgedUp! & pining Shouto Todoroki x Reader

During a joint mission in America, you and Todoroki got drunk together and spontaneously married each other in Las Vegas. You were horrified when you found the official papers in the morning. With a pounding headache and nausea you apologized to Shouto for the mess and asked for a divorce. He got so offended though and grumbled, that he meant every word last night. „‘ til death do us apart, right love?“.

Bakugou Katsuki x reader Imagine

As his eyes followed your gorgeous form with excruciating pain, he finally realized: He needed, scratch that, craved your company and the consistency of your grounding presence. All of you; body, mind and soul. A part of him died, when you passionately kissed your groom.

Toshinori Yagi x Reader

nsfw

He was such a mess. Scarred hands shook when they traced your form. Gulping loudly, when he heard your pleasured sigh, he gripped your thighs a little harder. Trying to remind himself (again) to take it slow, he stole a sweet kiss from your swollen lips. But a broken groan slipped from him, when you did that thing with your tongue. Fuck the self control- He decided to drown himself in your love and passion instead.