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/// jrwi total monster kill ep 5 spoilers
honestly, i have no idea how bizly and grizzly remained so immersed when the king announced they were going to eat the moon. like objectively that's the funniest shit to hear in any situation, i don't care of she's a hulking half-dragon half-elven nightmare, or that they're going to form some massive hydra hybrid abomination. if anyone told me they were going to eat the moon i would laugh in their face because HOW
(Noncanon rp....I understand that this is a sensitive topic. But I feel as if I can explain it better as Gardener Sans, someone who is written to have "went" through ethnic cleansing. This isn't a self promotion. This is serious. Ig its easier to say like this.....please dont get mad...)
*Gardener looks up and sighs*
"I....I'm sorry. What is happening is sick and cruel. You can believe what you want....but the truth is.....innocent people are dying. They have been. They will continue to."
*he looks down at the watermelon on the ground*
"Me and the Creator feel helpless. We've donated and supported and boycotted when we could."
"....this isnt war....war is fought with valor and honor.....this a genocide."
*he gets up and screams:*
"THIS ISNT A WAR!!! Women, men, gays, straights......children. All dead."
*he begins shaking in rage*
"Why THE FUCK does anyone support kids dying? It's a fucking kid! You ripped its life out of its hands!"
*he takes a breath*
"We can donate and make ourselves feel good....but Nothing will bring those people.....those memories......the life of Palestine....back....ever..."
"We should be uncomfortable and sickened...but even still....if we can save one life....it was worth it....."
"Don't stop fighting. We're strong together."
*he cracks the watermelon open....looks down at the green rind....the red fruit....then the black seeds....he plucks a seed out and plants it*
"From the river, to the sea......Palestine will be free."
I’ve been going to this one place every 4 or so days for the past 4 weeks. I take some variation of an underground railway. There are 5 exits with roughly 2 sub exits per exit.
I have still yet to find the right (ie closest) exit
Me: omg I’m so stressed about [insert stressful things in my private life]
School counsellor: awww forget about those, worry about [insert academic stressors] instead
SRL Outcomes Team reporting the results of the special Frosty Fest! Our big winners are Team Solo with a 57 point sweep! Thanks to all three teams, and don't forget that everyone who participated gets Super Sea Snails. Be sure to pick yours up!
Moments in Henford-on-Bagley. Pt.2
Apologies if anyone saw this earlier, I decided on a repost with different clips :)
shoutout to 17776 for somehow making me invested in an AMERICAN FOOTBALL game while making me emotionally attached to some satellites (juiceeeeeee)
THANK YOU FOR 800 notes on fuck me forever! WHAT. omg. this is unreal like wow. that fic was my very first time writing smut (you can probably tell lol), at that time i literally had 0 followers and posted so randomly and did not at all expect all of this incredible love <3
seriously tho, thank you so much for the support im really happy that you guys enjoyed it! i’ll def try to have more needy greedy horny kookie oneshots & drabbles for you :) i dont know how all this works but if you have any specific requests or things like that id be happy to try that out! drop by my asks(?)
lots of love <3
fuck me forever | jjk
pairing: jungkook x reader
genre: smut fuckboy!jungkook bestfriend!jungkook fwb!au college!au
summary: You’re busy studying but kookie wants to play. Really bad.
warnings: sexual coercion, whiny jungkook…like really whiny. he is OBSESSED with reader’s tits, toxic behavior, manipulation, begging, body worship. a lot of body worship, praise kink, dirty talk, potentially dubcon(?) idk jungkook is being super problematic in this but its subtle, unprotected sex, lots of cursing
word count: 2k
It had been a busy weekend, filled with late night study sessions, numerous coffee runs, and barely any time to breathe. You reclined on the living room couch of your apartment, typing away busily on your laptop, back against the armrest and legs out in front of you. Your feet rested comfortably in the lap of your best friend, Jeon Jungkook, who absentmindedly was caressing up and down your calves. You didn’t mind. Jungkook and you were quite touchy with one another when it was just the two of you. He was like that though. The campus fuckboy. You knew that neither of you were in a place to be in a proper relationship, and that was perfectly okay with you.
Jungkook sighed, placing his own computer away. “Let’s take a break” He whined. You ignored him, too engrossed in finishing your assignment. If you had looked up you would have seen him pouting like a baby. He slowly slid under your arms so that he was laying on top of you as you continued to work, his head fitting perfectly in the crook of your neck. His arms wrapped around you tightly as he nuzzled his face into you and then turned to see what you were working on.
“Take a break y/n”
You chuckled.
“I’m on a roll right now Kook. Don’t interrupt me” Jungkook sighed. He knew there was no convincing you. He continued to remain cuddled up against you as more time passed. He began getting impatient, eager for your attention to fall on him.
“You’ve been working so hard” He mumbled into you softly. “I’m really proud of you” This made you smile. It wasn’t something you heard often, so you couldn’t help but feel elated at his words. You stopped typing so that your hand could gently run through Jungkook’s hair as you stared at the screen in front of you.
“Thanks Kook” You took a deep breath before returning to your grind.
Jungkook pressed his lips ever so slightly against your collar, barely leaving a kiss. It tickled, sending almost a shock through your body. His lips were soft and wet, and felt scorching against your exposed skin.
“I know you’re busy, but can I play with your tits?”
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