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3 years ago

*Hazel attacks Blake*

Jaune: HOLD IT!!! *Attacks Hazel before the attack lands* You’re to big to be touching my girlfriend! *Strikes a pose* Stick to touching trees instead!

A True Hero

Blake, covered in injuries and bleeding: "This is it, I'm done for, I can hardly move..."

Jaune: "HIYA!" *slaps her ass*

Blake: "AH-" *feels a wave of healing and her wounds close up* "What the-"

Jaune, dressed in his Hunts Man costume: "No need to thank me."


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3 years ago

Cinder: *Sees Jaune* Oh, it’s time to fight the weakling. *Looks towards her phone* I should really get off Flutter.

Jaune: It’s ok, I’ll wait. You can look at it. No you, you can look at it!

Cinder: *Walks towards him* Come here you mother fucker! Stupid little Jaune! Tiny little baby boy Jaune!

Jaune: *One shots Cinder, killing her*

Mercury: HOLY SHIT!!!

Emerald: HUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!

Jaune: *One shots Mercury, also killing him*

Emerald: Oh my god!


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2 years ago

Jaune: Your honor…League of Legends.

Ironwood: *Slams gavel* Death!

Ruby: it's okay officer. I was just playing league of legends

Clover: okay I heard enough, lethal force is authorized

Ruby: oh shit


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2 years ago

*signature look of superiority.*

DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM

Forklift Certified?

VEGETA!

You need to be careful! He’s-

FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!


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2 years ago

That me- that means

*uncontrollable laughter*

THAT MEANS IM ALLOWED TO KILL YOU

AND THEN THE LAW WILL BE LIKE

“Aye, that’s pretty cool”

VEGETA!

You need to be careful! He’s-

FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!


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1 year ago

New Lythero video dropped. And here we see the intrusive thoughts win out.


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1 year ago

MATTHEW HOLT FROM VOLTRON?!!?!

Well, My Adventures with Superman Season 2 seems and looks great and all but

Well, My Adventures With Superman Season 2 Seems And Looks Great And All But

HOLY SHIT IS THAT TWITCH STREAMER LYTHERO???


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1 year ago

I heard this in twitch.tv/PaperBoxHouse’s/Alfred’s voice

Never Out Of Options
Never Out Of Options
Never Out Of Options
Never Out Of Options

never out of options


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