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Ruby: Penny what’s up with all these get rich quick schemes?
Penny: Oh! it’s because Tyrian called you a bitch!
Ruby: Umm what?
Penny: And according to Juane, first one acquires riches, then after doing so they will acquire bitches!
Ruby: Penny...
Penny: (Holding Ruby’s hands between her own) Imagine how sensational it will be to have many amazing friends like you!
Ruby: I would die for you,
Oz: If anyone knows a reason why these two should not be wed let them speak now or forever hold there peace,
(Ruby and Penny both raise their hands)
Oz:...wat?
Ruby (Crying): I don’t deserve her!
Penny (Also Crying): No Ruby it is i who am unworthy of you!
Ruby (Crying harder and Hugging Penny): No! don’t say that you are the best most amazing girl ever!
Penny (Hugging Ruby back and also crying harder): That is impossible because you are the best most amazing girl ever!
Oz:...Yeah i now pronounce you useless lesbian wives you may now kiss each other,
Ruby and Penny (Booping their noses together): YAY!
Some silly nuts and dolts Dedicated too @psydragon as a thank you for the fun of the she-ra live blog,
Ruby (Looking at a CCG on her scroll) Ahh dang my weekly legendary was a dupe, oh well always next week!
Penny (Looking at the scroll with tears slowly beginning to run down her cheek): I... I am so sorry Ruby (begins sobbing)
Ruby: W-What? Penny it’s not your fault!
Penny: But you picked me up! i was obligated to provide good luck the the duration of the day and yet i have done no such thing! you didn’t get the doll you wanted from the claw machine (Keeps talking in a more panicked tone as Ruby tries to calm her down) Your scratch off ticket was a dud! (Ruby now trying to get past penny flailing arms to hug her as she continues to cry) You didn’t win the raffle!
Ruby (Finally managing to jump up and hug penny with her arms and legs to keep her still and burying penny’s face into her cheek): None of those things matter! i spent the whole day hanging out with one of the most kind friendly brave and sweet girls in the whole world! and if that ain’t lucky i don’t know what is!
Penny (Pressing Ruby against a nearby wall to hug her back since her arms are pinned): OH RUBY!
Ruby: Besides Uncle Qrow has been following us all day so all that stuff is his fault.
Qrow (From a nearby tree): HEY! Everyone knows the weekly legendarys in that game are rigged so don’t pin that on me!
Penny: Ruby?
Ruby: Yeah Penny?
Penny: I am worried.
Ruby: What? Why?
Penny: I am scared that my Father will not want me to continue to spend time with you.
Ruby: I! why wouldn’t He?
Penny: Because proximity to you is causing me to have numerous system issues.
Ruby: How am i causing that?
Penny: I do not know, but these effects always happen when We are together.
Ruby: What effects?
Penny: My central core begins to elevate power production, my body then attempts to ventilate the excess energy as heat via my cheeks, my fuel storage and processing system experiences alarming reactions as if numerous pollinating insects were flying in it,
Ruby: Umm...
Penny (Grabbing Ruby by the arms in panic): My central leg motivators experience a sharp decline in performance! I experience coolant leakage from my palms! and my situational analyses keeps returning extremely positive results!
Ruby: Penny calm down everything is going to be OK!
Ciel (Walking by): Hey so did Penny figure out She’s in love with You yet? because if not she’s really behind schedule on resolving this.
Penny (Blinking in astonishment): Ruby? Am...Am I in love with You?
Ciel: Oh so she was still working on that.
Ruby: I don’t know Penny!
Penny (Beaming and Twirling): RUBY I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU!
Ruby: I feel we as a collective of people do not acknowledge how great Penny is nearly as much as we should so i would like everyone to just sign this sworn affidavit agreeing that Penny is positively Divine!
Weiss: For the last time Ruby you can’t give your wife a cult for your anniversary! I mean where did you even get an idea like this?
(Oz: Whistling innocently in the background.)
Yang: OK you two we are worried about you!
Ruby: Why?
Blake: you have been hugging each other for 5 days strait!
Penny: Oh? do you feel we are being a bit Ace-cessive?
Ruby: Yang you aren’t allowed around my wife anymore.
Yang: man it’s flippin cold, Rubes turn on the heater!
(Ruby boops her nose into Penny’s)
(Penny begins blushing and shaking with joy)
Yang (Holding her hands up to Penny): Good work Sis!
Ruby (On her scroll): Hey Penny i’m home all alone...
Penny: Ohhh?
Ruby: You know what that means?
Penny: LAND BEFORE TIME MARATHON!
Ruby: AND WE WONT HAVE TO SKIP HALF OF THEM BECAUSE OF YANG!
Ruby And Penny (Sitting on the couch hugging): We’re a Family and you’re one of us now! we like you! (Rub noses together) we think you like us too!
Hear me out here, end of Atlas arc comes, everyone is getting ready to rush to Vacuo, Ruby laments she never got to go sight seeing, Penny picks her up and flies her off to see the sights, followed by a declaration of love, and they boop noses, then Ruby freaks out because they are late, before Penny reveals she’s going with them, so she is just going to fly Ruby to the Airship,
I'm not saying Ruby should go sightseeing in Atlas with Penny next episode given none of her teammates want to, but she should go sightseeing in Atlas with Penny next episode.
As much as I’d love a portion of an episode of them sightseeing, I think that window of opportunity has passed. But with the introduction of the mission panel, maaaybe Ruby and Penny could do a mission together? Yes :3c
Ruby: Hey Penny! check out these new magnum rounds i got for Crescent Rose!
(Ruby fires it and goes flying towards a cliff from the recoil only to be caught by Penny)
Penny (Holding Ruby from behind with her arms tightly wrapped around her waist): RUBY! you mustn’t go flying around like that! you could hurt yourself!
Ruby: Heh! Penny i go flying around all the time!
Penny: Very well, Then i shall simply have to hold onto you all the time! (Squeezes Ruby a little tighter)
Ruby (Pulling a small box out of her pocket): U-umm would you really like that? (opens the box revealing a ring)
Penny (Blushing and sliding her finger through the ring): Why yes Ruby, i really would.