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Newsies as Stupid Stuff I've Heard/Seen at my School
I've seen other people do this, so here...
Katherine: There was a seventh grader that got a roll of Flex Tape stuck to his arm...
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Buttons: *kicks empty paint can* Well, I guess you could say I... KICKED THE BUCKET!!
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Albert: *running down the hall while giving Race a piggyback ride*
Race: Hahaha Obama is made of lettuce, you guys!!
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Elmer: *picks up empty paint can* THIS BITCH EMPTY!! *kicks it across the café* YEET!!
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Jack: And this strike starts right...
Jack:
Jack:
Jack: Now
Medda: *angrily* SAY DAMN! SAY IT! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!
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Mush: What did you do this weekend?
Specs: *overly happy* I killed my dog!
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Ike: *kicks full bottle of lemonade down a hallway*
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Romeo: *stands in the middle of the hallway, playing the Mii channel theme on the ukulele*
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Race: *'trapped' in the old locker room with Albert with the lights off and door 'stuck'* I CAN'T FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH! WHAT IF NO ONE COMES LOOKING FOR US!? SO THIS IS HOW WE DIE... TRAPPED IN A SMALL, DARK LOCKER ROOM WITH NO CELL RECEPTION!!
Albert: *flicks light switch and pushes Race aside to open the door*
Come on, let's go.
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Mike: *kicks over an empty paint can* You can tell my mom that I... KICKED THE BUCKET!!
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Henry: *running around the café* SEVEN!! SEVEN IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING-!! *trips over gym mats*
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Albert: Her leg... of lamb!
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Les: *points at Race* Your gender is Korean. *points at Spot* Your gender is Newsie. *points at Jojo* Your gender is nugget.
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Tommy Boy: Fresh spittle for you, Peanut Brittle.
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Sniper: They were doing sexy dances and it made me think of Norman (Polk) and it made my face turn red.
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Race: Forget everything you thought you knew about Bendy And The Ink Machine. It's secretly just a ripoff of Newsies.
Anyone else up for playing this?
MONOPOLY ~Newsies Broadway Edition!
Game pieces >
Hat - Les
Art palette - Jack kelly
Newsies sash - Davey jacobs
Type writter - Katherine
Cigar - Racetrack
Crutch - Crutchie
Feather fan - Bowurey beauty's
Glass of seltzer - Albert
Instead of Monopoly money they have to use coins
Instead of community chest it would be Headline board
If you land on go to jail it would be called Get sent to the refuge by snyder
If you have the crutch you have to stay in jail intell there are only 2 people left in the game 3 if you count the person who just got back in the game, but you have to pay 60 cents since your safe.
Free parking space would be changed to Get away from the bulls
Just visiting will be changed to Helping escape the refuge and if you choose to help someone escape you would have to either role doubles or pay 60 cents to get them out of the refuge.
Also one of the fun cards would be called "Startin a strike" you would have to throw the coins in the air from the bank and try to get more money
The middle of the board is newsies square
Some of the properties would be,
Santa fe
(Basically all of the places in New York that had newsies)
And medda's theater
And more places from the show
If you get passed go you get 200 and it'll be known as "Carryin' the banner"
There will be a couple spots on the board where you get into trouble with the dalanceys. You have to pick one other person to roll one dice and if you roll higher then them your safe but if they roll higher then you you loose 50 cents. But if you get a tie you both pay 25.
If you loose it's not bankruptcy... It's loosin' the strike
Also whoever wins the game is "The King of new york"
Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.
(The broadway Edition!!)
Love the implication that Medda tops because that’s so true
that one scene in the bowery
If Newsies characters had tiktok:
Jack- probably trying to start a strike on the app
Davey- doesn’t post just has it
Race- re-enacts encounters he’s had
Crutchie- one of the people who comes up on your fyp and makes your day
Spot- honestly probably thirst traps
Albert, JoJo, Mush, Specs- share a group account and either post memes or dance
Katherine- posts daily news
Sarah- dances and posts transition videos
Delancys- posts basic white boy shit and are problematic
Medda- one of the voice and acting teachers who makes short tip videos
Ik I missed some bare with me :)