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Brad didn't like all this negativity. After five minutes of careful thinking Brad said "YES" to 'No Pants!' Chris praised him for taking a stand. It showed off his legs better than sitting.
Brad could really feel the tacos from Tuesday. All that salt made his top lip puffy. Hey, would Gustavio's lip gloss help with that?? Luscious def sounded better than puffy. Which 'Just The Fashion Tip' # was that? Forlorn?
Chris took a moment to review the situation. No one honked in LA until half of NYC decided to move there to ‘relax’ during the pandemic. How was he going to get their bossy new neighbors to buck the road rage without making them more horny? Brad’s ugly underwear idea only got Chris more blows. Hello?! He was a professional male model and did not need another job or another line but as anyone, Chris liked having options. The coffee did not seem to be working.
Brad’s boyfriend Chris was always threatening a good time.
Chris’ honeycomb was big. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Ok now.... Inhale!
To ensure his dominance and a score each day, European heart throb and first male Cover Girl Gustavio liked to say technically true but silly things like, he was ‘only into twinks when he was banging them.’
Oh. That Gustavio. You think he’s bad? You should meet his straight French cousin Gaston! He’s a real bell ringer.
After a very intense twenty minute inspection with a record breaking 18 outcalls, Chris officially declared the beach a safe ‘no pants’ zone. You could definitely get service here.
