Miraculous Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Ladybug, pointing to Chat Noir: Distract him! I'll be right back *leaves*

Chat Noir: You got it, M'lady!

*five minutes later*

Ladybug: *returns and sees Argos unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract him, not knock him out!

Chat Noir: There's just no pleasing you sometimes. Anyways, he deserves it, he was being very annoying

Random person: What state do you live in?

Marinette: I live in a state of constant anxiety

Adrien: *reading a letter*

Marinette: Well? What does it say?

Adrien: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Fèlix killed my pet rock

Kagami: Apologies for my tardiness, everyone. I have not been sleeping well

Marinette: Have you tried a weighted blanket? It's like two people holding you down while you sleep

Alya: Marinette, blink once if you're in trouble and need assistance. Blink twice if you're just a freak

Marinette: *winks five times*

Ladybug: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Felix: You mean literally or figuratively?

Ladybug: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Marinette: *Laying face down on the floor*

Alya: So Adrien said he liked you?

Marinette, *muffled*: Yeah

Alya: ... And you asked him to marry you?

Marinette: Yeah

Alya: Oh shoot. How did he react?

Marinette: Dunno, I ran away

*Meanwhile*

Adrien, *kicking his door open*: Plagg!! I'm gonna get married!

Adrien: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed

Alya:

Alya: I'm gonna tell him

Marinette: Don't you dare

Ryuko: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Chat Noir: Thank you

Ryuko: I didn't say that was a good thing

Chat Noir: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Plagg: The dinosaurs didn’t rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn’t have

Marinette: I wanna sleep for 40 hours

Alya: You know that's called a coma, right?

Marinette:

Marinette: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now

Fèlix and Kagami: Are you busy?

Marinette: Yes

Fèlix: Cool, watch and listen to this...

Chat Noir, *with his hands cupped over each other*: I found a cool spider!

Ladybug: Oh? Let me see!

Chat Noir, opening his hands to see nothing there*: ... Hm

Ladybug: ... Where’s the spider

Chat Noir: *looks troubled and stares at his hands*

Carapace: Oh no

Ladybug: Chat Noir, where's the spider?!

Nathalie: Let’s not Gabriel this into a worse situation than it already is

Gabriel: Did you just use my name as a verb?

*mlb season 1*

Ladybug: So what are your political beliefs?

Chat Noir, *awkwardly trying to impress her*: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun

Carapace: What's your greatest fear?

Chat Noir: Being abandoned

Carapace: ...

Carapace: That's pretty deep, dude

Carapace: Mine is the Kool-Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

Gabriel: You were right, Nathalie

Nathalie: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you, sir. Did you just learn it?

Tikki: Can I have some?

Plagg, *mouth full of cheesecake*: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it

*early s5*

Ladybug: We need a diversion. I say you should get naked

Chat Noir: What? No

Ladybug: I could get naked?

Chat Noir: What? No! What’s wrong with you these days, Ladybug?

Ladybug: WHAT HAPPENED TO "MY LADY"!?

Ladybug: *sobs in despair*

Fèlix: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone

Marinette: And I need you to be less vague and weird

*season 5*

Adrien, *walking in cheerfully*: So what’s for dinner, Dad?

Gabriel, *staring at the pancakes that are as black as his cataclysmed arm*: Regret