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Doctor Strange... basically SPOILERS
Stephen: I am such an intelligent neurosurgeon, and Nick sucks... LOL, hey Christine, bet you wanna go out with me
Christine: No thanks
Stephen: Whatevs, I'm gonna drive about 120 k per hour, what's the worst that can happen xD?
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Stephen: Crap
Christine: Don't worry, I'm here for you
Stephen: Screw that, I wanna have my hands back
All the doctors: LOL you're not
Stephen: I'm so sad and desperate, what should I do? Oh I know! Take it all out with the only person that cares about me... LEAVE ME ALONE CHRISTINE, YOU ARE NOT IMPORTANT TO ME
Christine: Fine...
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Stephen:.....I think I screwed up
Pangborn: You should totally go to Karma Taj
Stephen: I literally just met you and this is crazy but...sure why not?
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Mordo: Don't say anything stupid
Stephen: Okay
The Ancient one: Hello Mr Strange
Stephen: It's "doctor" and this is stupid
Mordo: *facepalm*
Stephen: I can't do magic!
The Ancient one: I have an idea! I'm gonna leave you to freeze in Everest, let's see if you can return LMAO
Mordo: I'm starting to question your teaching techniques ._.
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Wong: Here are some books
Stephen: I think I'm gonna check out the forbidden one, Beyoncé
Wong:You are not funny
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Stephen: What's that necklace and this spell supposed to do? Meh what's the worst that can happen?
Mordo:OH MY GOSH STPHEN YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!! STOP PLAYING WITH TIME
Wong: DIDN'T YOU READ THE WARNING?!?!
Stephen: PUT THE GOD DAMN WARNING FIRST!!
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Kaecilius: Hey there Mister...
Stephen: IT'S DOCTOR -.-
Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
Stephen: -_________-
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Kaecilius: Dormammu is life
Stephen:The ancient one is against him
Kaecilius:Dormammu is the answer
Stephen:WILL YOU STOP?
Kaecilius: Lol, I was just distracting you
*Stephen gets stabbed*
Stephen: CHRISTINE HELP ME WHILE I FIGHT IN MY SUPER ASTRAL FORM WITH A CRAZY DUDE THAT IS GETTING HIS ASS KICKED BY MY SUPER AWESOME NEW CAPE
Christine:WHAT?!
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Mordo: Cool cape man
The Ancient One:You will be defend New York, Master Strange
Mordo: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! I AM RIGHT HERE, I WAS HERE FIRST, WHAT THE HECK? I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE ONE
Stephen: Heck no Ancinet one, I just killed a guy,AND FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S FREAKING DOCTOR STEPHEN STRANGE, plus you are evil too...
Mordo: Wait what?.....
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Stephen: CHRISTINE
Christine: Oh my gosh ._.
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Ancient one: I did do bad stuff but for a good reason
Stephen: Who am I to judge?
Mordo:KAECILIUS IS EVIL BECAUSE OF HER, EVERYTHING IS HER FAULT
Stephen: Listen we have to keep fighting, okay? Hong Kong is our last hope
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*Everything is destroyed*
Stephen: I think my motivational speech did take too long
Mordo: We are doomed
Stephen: Don't worry I'll sacrifice myself for eternity... DORMAMMU I've come to bargain
Dormammu: No, you die
Stephen: Nope
Dormammu: Yes
Stephen: No
Dormammu:Yes
Stephen: No
Dormammu: YES
Stephen: NO
Dormammu: Oh my gosh please stop, I'll destroy Kaecilius myself and not attack earth
Mordo: STEPHEN YOU BROKE THE RULES!!
Wong: You saved my lfe!! I'm gonna laugh at your jokes now :3
Stephen:Oh c'mon Mordo, I literally saved the planet
Mordo: BUT YOU BROKE THE RULES
Stephen: TO SAVE THE PLANET
Mordo:B*** I'm out