Mother Miranda - Tumblr Posts
She be having a mini meltdown
Heisenberg dgaf
Poor dude just wants his daughter back
When she finally comes out of disassociating this is all she hears from anyone
gaslight gatekeep girlboss
FLASH WARNING
Karl really thought "I can change him 🥺"
Aka 10 thousand years ago because damn that bitch old
Shout out to that one time bimbo doll started playing in the recommended songs for my mother miranda playlist
She pays more attention to the gossip then to her own children 💀
Least favorite child check 🥳
IM ROLLING OMG
i think ur all forgetting how old mira is, like she isnt even grandma shes straight up a FOSSIL. shes ANCIENT. her old ass is beefing with a bunch of 20 yr old university students
“but i need to reset!!! cassandra got to her again!!”
“sure grandma, lets get you to bed”
This is what I think of when my pookies r made of mold bc they're magic and wonderful and alive (they are stinky black mold that killed them and infected their body and I'm delusional)
by dashaplesen
BAAARK BARK BARK BARK
Art @awoogasoundeffect @resident-lover
Miranda hates the fuck outa her 💀
Mother Miranda
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