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6 years ago

*me while reading a book*: "Ughhh why can't this character be selfish for once! Rescue your loved ones, not this villagers! Let the world burn! Be happy!!!!"

*also me after watching Infinity War*: "Oh my gosh, Wanda, why can't you be like Okoye and get your shit together. I love you but damm... sort your priorities."


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6 years ago

*me seeing a cute boy*: "Daaaaammm, he is cute... shame he isn't gay..."

*me in my mind*: "DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS SEXUALITY?! AT WHAT GROUNDS!??!"

*also me in my mind*: "...you know what, you are right. Maybe he is gay. Maybe he is bi or maybe he is pan or ace or any-other-sexual. I won't know till I ask him."

*me wanting to do sensible thing*: "Very good! Now that you corrected this mistake, what are you going to do in this situation?"

*me after looking at cute guy once again*: "Watch him from aside and never talk to him, cause I'm useless gay disaster???"

*my anxiety*: "THAT'S MY BOY!!!"


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