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Aubrey: How I defeated fascism with the Power of Love. By Aubrey.

Aubrey: Chapter one: The Power of Love.

Aubrey: The first step in my journey was realising that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the Power of Love.

Aubrey: Chapter two: The Power of Incredible Violence

*walking out of an aquarium*

Hero: There are a million signs!! Do not touch the animals!

Kel: If a dolphin holds out a flipper, you don’t leave him hanging!

Hero: Kel used to think he was indestructible

Kel: Well, it added up. I’ve never broken anything, I’ve never been sick, and when I need to, I can summon incredible strength. Aubrey, tell him the story about the really heavy door

Aubrey: It was a heavy door. He opened it

Kel: On *one* pull!

Aubrey: I can’t stand you

Kel: sit down

Aubrey: You know what? I’m actually going to sit down now just to spite you

Kel: not if I eat the chairs

Aubrey: You dare threaten my comfortable seating?

Kel: consider yourself threatened

Aubrey: You monster.

Sunny: I’m going to the store, want anything?

Hero: I want my girlfriend back.

Sunny: ..yeah I got like 12 dollars

Basil: Fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances, I’m going to start appearing under mysterious circumstances. You’re walking through an eerie deserted forest? I’m there. Exploring an abandoned mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? I’m there too. You’re touching down on Mars? Guess whose face you’ll see peeking out from behind a rover.