One Piece Quotes - Tumblr Posts
7 y/o Luffy: hey ace, what's that round white thing in the sky?
10 y/o Ace: *starts sweating nervously*
10 y/o Ace: ... obviously it's a cookie you idiot
7 y/o Luffy: *eyes shining* oooohhh
*years later*
Luffy: *drooling and looking at the sky* one day I'll eat that cookie, mark my words Torao
Law: but that isn't a- you know what, never mind
Ace: holy shit, this food is fucking hot!
Marco: oh honey you're fucking hot and i still eat you *wink*
Haruta: *chokes*
Izou: *sighs and fans himself*
Thatch: omg WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS HAVE LUNCH LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE WITHOUT VIOLENTLY FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER?
Law's thought after alliance with strawhat crew's: my life is one big "why did I do that" moment
Luffy: is hard to safe money when food is always flirting with me
7 y/o Luffy: oohh why is that woman's belly soooo big and round?
*Ace and Sabo look at each other and nods in agreemeny*
10 y/o Sabo: well Luffy, that woman is actually pregna-
10 y/o Ace: *seriously* she swallowed a whole watermelon
10 y/o Sabo: what? wait, that's not-
7 y/o Luffy: *nods his head* now everything makes sense
Sabo: *sighs*
*some years later*
Luffy: look Torao, that woman seems to have swallowed a huuuuuge watermelon!
Law: no strawhat-ya, that woman is pregnant
Luffy: ...
Law: ...
Luffy: *slowly* no Torao, she swallowed a watermelon. How didn't you know that?
Law: ...
Sabo: hey Ace, did you see the pie i kept in the fridg-
Ace: *licking the plate* certainly not
Sabo: ...
Law: I wanna be nice
Also Law: but what I can do if everybody annoys me
Law: *lovingly* You give me butterflies in my stomach, strawhat-ya
Luffy: ...
Law: ...
Luffy: *shocked* TORAO, WHY DID YOU ATE THE BUTTERFLIES?!
Law: ... I quit
Ace: hey Marco, can I make you a serious question?
Marco: ... no
Ace: soooooo *ignores* did you sit in sugar?
Marco: and here we go again *sighs*
Ace: because you have a sweet ass *blink*
Law in the Punk Harzad arc: let's form an alliance Mugiwara-ya
Luffy: ok!
*a few minutes later*
Law with Chopper strapped into his head: I regret every decision that brought me here
Luffy: TORAO, I NEED YOUR HELP-
Law: no, I'm busy now
Luffy: *ignores* I think that there's something wrong with me!
Law: *sarcastically* oh, really?
Luffy: YES. Everytime that I close my eyes I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING *desperately* I'M BECOMING BLIND, HELP ME TORAO
Law: ...
Ace: *quickly* stupid people say 'what'?
Sabo: oooh, look that thing!
Ace: what?
Sabo:...
Ace: ... damn it!
Zoro: *whispers looking at Sanji* omg, just let me fuck you
Sanji: UH?! WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING THERE SHIT MARIMO? YOU WANT TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE?!
Zoro: I WOULD IF YOU HAVE A FACE SHIT COOK, BUT ALL I SEE IS AN ASS WITH TWO EYES
Usopp: are you crazy? Did you bring us here to die?
Luffy: obviously
Usopp:
Usopp: I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not
Koala: can our goal be to not die today?
Sabo: that seems a lot to ask
meanwhile, in a world where what your soulmate loves most appears on your wrist...
Law: what the fuck- why is it written meat? what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Law: you're definitely the worst human being on the face of the planet
Doflamingo *emotional*: omg Law, that's the nicest think you've ever said to me
Law:... what the fucking wrong with you
Zoro: what the fuck- are you smoking again, ero-cook?!
Sanji *seriously*: of course not
Zoro: but what about all this smoke?
Sanji *sighs*: ok, I'll confess, I'm a train
Dragon: Sabo, can I speak to you for a minute? In private
Sabo: ooooooooooh someone's in trouble!
Dragon: ...
Sabo: ... ok it's me. I don't know why I did that
Sabo: ACE I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU PAID LUFFY TO WASH YOUR CLOTHES
Ace: I build jobs