Peter Parker Needs A Hug - Tumblr Posts
Natasha, already tracking down who hurt her маленький паук
Peter, talking to Ned as they walk into the tower: and that’s how I almost died!
Tony: excuse me?
Steve: who and where?
Bruce: No one’s going to get away with that one, need me to send the other guy?
Clint, coming down from the vents: I can take care of them.
Peter, confused: I was just telling Ned about the time a building fell on me.
Ned: Yup!
Tony, Steve, Bruce, and Clint: WHAT?
Let my boi cause chaos in peace
Tony, poking Peter with the end of a broomstick: Get off the ceiling!
Peter: Nuh uh!
Tony: Why not? What are you hiding?
Peter: I’m not hiding anything!
Tony; then get down!
Peter: no!
A call interrupts. Tony takes it: Hello? Yes, this is him. Ohhh did he now? Yes, I’ll talk to him about it.
Peter, horrified: I’m not coming down. Ever. I live up here now.
Tony: no, no. Peter, I would *love* to know why the principal of your school just called me AND TOLD ME YOU BLEW UP THE CHEM LAB AGAIN!
Peter: it wasn’t my fault!
Tony: FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH. FOURTH. TIME.
Peter: I’M SORRY! IT ISN’T MY FAULT!
(I see things like this a lot, so I decided to write my own 🤷)
Never let Shuri and Peter meet
It WILL end the world
Ah yes… Peter…
Peter, in the lab: Mr stark, are we cooking today or what!
Tony: Peter, we aren’t… in the kitchen?
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Peter: Mr. Stark, you’re girly pop!
Tony: … What?
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Tony: how are you feeling webs?
Peter, after a battle, in the med bay: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!
Tony, concerned: What… does that mean?
Sam, laughing: Watch your profanity!
Steve and Bucky, confused: What the hell?
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Tony, his hands busy, handing over a piece of paper: Pete, can you read this to me?
Peter: actually, I never learned how to read.
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Natasha, fighting Peter on his homework: If you don’t do your work you’re going to end up at McDonald’s-
Peter: we goin’ to McDonalds if I don’t do my work?
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The avengers having a summer party
Tony: Peter what do you have-
Peter: A KNIFE!
Tony: WHAT? NO-
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Peter: So I was sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties…
Tony: Peter you don’t have- what?
@spiderman-is-me
Peter: I wish I could get the same amount of praise as a sham-WOW.
Tony:
Tony: I’m going to hug you now so shut up.