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Wings of Fire characters as things my friends have said:

Clay: “If you’re gonna judge my oatmeal, don’t touch my oatmeal.”

Sunny: “The only single-finger salute you’re giving here at school is a thumbs up.”

Tsunami: “My dudebro, my squadfam, my homeslice. No.”

Glory: “La Croix? More like La Crap.”

Starflight: “No! Stop banging your head against the wall you don’t have any brain cells to spare!”

Riptide: “Oh my god look it’s who cares” *gestures at nothing*

Blister: “As you can tell, I am intellect one million.”

Blaze: “What would you do with a million dollars- That's not enough.”

Burn: “There is no Disney movie that can’t be solved with a tank.”

Morrowseer: “I mean who created this stupid nature anyway?”

Scarlet: “Well, you see, I interpreted your idea differently. I interpreted it to be the way that I wanted to hear.”

Moon: “I’m gonna shove this entire pencil down my throat and then cry.”

Turtle: “Ah! I’m allergic to fine motor skills.”

Winter: “I mean, how much more beautiful can I get?”

Qibli: “NOSOTROS!! I don’t know what that means but it sounds like a cry of distress.”

Peril: “We have Google Pixel, Google Docs, Google Sheets… but where’s my Google Gun?”

Sora: “Sleep is just an 8 hour preview of death.”

Kinkajou: “I like have like the memory of, like, an almond so like it’s fine.”

Anemone: “I’m so cute I could get away with anything.”

Fatespeaker: “You just got grilled on a grill like steak. Sizzle!”

Darkstalker: “You’re right about me making a terrible father. I’d probably try to refund the baby.”

Clearsight: “Did you bring anything with you besides disease today?!”

Blue: “No problem, no problem, well, there is a problem, but no problem.”

Cricket: “Ok, I guess we can splurge and spend $0.50.”

Swordtail: “I wonder what the nutritional value of flex seal is?”

Sundew: “Just because I’m not a good person doesn’t mean... I’m a... bad... person?"

Bumblebee: “Wait a minute. Were ancient limos just reeeeally long horses?”

Willow: “Wife: that's something you do…”

Heath: “I will not stand for this treason. I may sit or kneel, but not stand.”

Stone: “You know what, I’m gonna inject myself with glow stick juice, turn the lights off, hang myself from the ceiling fan, and play all the Minecraft soundtracks at once.”

Rose: “My wig is sister snatched. I am sister shook. Hotel? Trivago.”

Wren: “Every time you open your mouth, my faith in humanity drops.”

Leaf: “My backpack is basically my emotional support animal.”