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Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 9
Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???
Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.
Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????
Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 17
Hera: Sometimes I ask my husband "Do you have anything planned for our special day tomorrow?" when nothing's happening tomorrow just to see the look of terror and resignation at the same time on his face <3 <3
Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 21
Dionysus: The past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
Hermes: How high are you?
Dionysus: 5'7.
Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 22
Apollo: I just pretend I know what I'm talking about 100% of the time.
Ares: You know what they say.
Ares: If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 24
Apollo: *Dreamily* I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Artemis: Holding a hunting knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.
Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 26
Hermes: Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
Dionysus: ...I have seen a new world.
Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 27
Apollo: I don't get it, why do people like fall?
Athena: Gravity.
Apollo: ...
Athena: ...It appears I have misunderstood.
Hawks: You gotta walk into a room like God sent you.
Dabi: as a punishment.
Shigaraki: for everybody else already in the room.
MJ: How do you feel about Johnny?
Peter, vibrating at a frequency high enough to shatter glass: I love he a normal amount.
MJ: at dinner with my family do NOT bring up politics
Peter: got it
*Later*
Mr Watson: so what are your political beliefs?
Peter, caught off guard, dropping fork in surprise: w-well i, think uh, pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he, uh, if he had a gun
[At a sleepover at Sirius’ and Remus’ flat]
James: Are knees not simply leg knuckles?
Peter: They’re more like leg elbows, if you think about it.
Marlene: No, because an elbow is just am arm knuckle.
Sirius: Unless you go with the theory that knuckles are just finger elbows.
Dorcas: This is open for discussion.
Lily: This is not open for discussion! IT IS 3 AM.
Remus, into his pillow, sounding suspiciously like he’s sobbing: You people are never staying the night again.