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HE LOOKS SO EDIBLE OMLLLLLL

So today I made 2 discoveries!

#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:

#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:

I have done a Thing™ with this information.

BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN

No promisessss 👀 🍗

So today I made 2 discoveries!

#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:

#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:

I have done a Thing™ with this information.

BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN

So today I made 2 discoveries!

#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:

#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:

I have done a Thing™ with this information.

BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN