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How to Be A Sassy Serial Killer

Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏

Geralt: Regis, a little help here?

Regis: Geralt, my dear, why not show me your famous witcher abilities?

Geralt: or you could do it faster than I, with less property damage or I can destroy the buil-

Regis: Very well, it'll be but a moment, my dear.

Geralt: How am I supposed to trust you now?

Regis: Do or don't. But we need each other, and I can't do this without you.

Lol, does anyone know a jegulus fanfic like this in wattpad or ao3? If you do, please tell me, i'm shipping them so much right now. But then again, i may end up writing one myself. 👀

A funny jegulus fic would be James covering for a friend (Remus) who can’t make a delivery so he goes in his place and heads to a big mansion. Regulus answers the door and is snarky to him, even tips James a few dollars which obviously sets him off because that’s what he was going to tip Remus?? The asshole. “You’re rich and you can’t even tip good?” James would start. Regulus starts going off as well. It ends with James dumping a drink on his head and Regulus threatening to sue him. “I like to see you try!” Little did Regulus know that James’ family is influential and someone you do not mess with. Idk how it would end but it’d be with them getting together somehow.