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9 months ago
How Many Of You Would Buy A Sears Kit Home If They Existed Today? I Know I Would.

How many of you would buy a Sears kit home if they existed today? I know I would.


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9 months ago

Drew this absolutely horrendous Sears logo from memory on my laptop's trackpad.

Drew This Absolutely Horrendous Sears Logo From Memory On My Laptop's Trackpad.

What do you think?


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9 months ago

with fries

burger


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9 months ago

Every time I open my AOL and it goes "You've got mail" I'm always so excited, I love getting mail.


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9 months ago

Holy shit transformers are real.

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators


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9 months ago

I'd like that :)

oh uh! rb this if ur comfy w me @ ing u randomly or sending u random asks

just like talking to u in general :D

this is open to anybody not just the gimmickverse!!


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9 months ago

HOLY SHIT AMAZON????????

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat


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9 months ago

We can beat that, at Sears.com and all locations nationwide, get up to 40% OFF on GUILLOTINES, CANONS, PITCHFORKS, and MORE!

(Sale valid through May 11th. Sears, Roebuck and Co. is not responsible for any injuries or deaths resulting from improper or proper use of items after purchase. Contact a Sears representative for more information.)

in light of recent events, we here at Amazon are happy to announce: French Revolution part 2! Get 20% off all Guillotines for the next week!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!


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9 months ago

Beautiful.

Sears

Sears


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9 months ago

I'm going to do this, no one can stop me.

This Entry In Awhat Would Happen If The Internet Went Down Tomorrow Contest Has Been Making Me Laugh

this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009


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9 months ago

I've had scrambled eggs with maple syrup before, it happened a few times when eating pancakes, sausages, and eggs for breakfast. They're alright, I liked them.


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9 months ago

This would never happen at Sears.

[Macy's enters the store.]

SPENCER I FUCKED UP BAD I'M NOT HERE TO BE MEAN I NEED HELP.

[Macy's is covered in human blood and a lot more eyes than Macy's had before.]

- @macys--official

Holy shit, babydoll. What did you do


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9 months ago

I was more referring to the thirty deaths.

[Macy's enters the store.]

SPENCER I FUCKED UP BAD I'M NOT HERE TO BE MEAN I NEED HELP.

[Macy's is covered in human blood and a lot more eyes than Macy's had before.]

- @macys--official

Holy shit, babydoll. What did you do


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9 months ago

Sears and Kmart.

There are only 2 genders

Please people thee are only two genders…. I can’t believe that Tumblr is allowed to exist and make up all these ridiculous identities and not have all its users in mental health facilities. 


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9 months ago

If anyone wants to send me an ask with a location or a picture, I'll do my best to edit a Sears into it.


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9 months ago
Apply Today For The Sears Credit Card. The Only Credit Card Thats Good At 3600 Sears Stores Coast To

Apply today for the Sears Credit Card. The only credit card that’s good at 3600 Sears stores coast to coast. Sears credit ad - 1977.


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9 months ago

Why would you do something like that? And how much did you put in your mouth?

Hae you eaten something generally considered inedible?

(Ex. Paper, coin, plastic, metal, etc.)


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9 months ago

Cool game, thanks for the tag.

Cool Game, Thanks For The Tag.

I'm not entirely sure how this works, I hope I got it right.

@firehouse-subs-fr @yahooo-official @its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @walmart-the-official

FRUIT QUIZ FRUIT QUIZ FRUIT QUIZ

@persimminos fruit quiz!!!!

FRUIT QUIZ FRUIT QUIZ FRUIT QUIZ

Tagging @faggylittleleatherboy @prongsfish @ninety-two-bees @sommerregenjuniluft and whoever wants to


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9 months ago

That's one of the very few things you can't get from Sears.

I was in a grocery store that sold everything from food to freaking time machines.


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9 months ago

You used to be able to buy a pretty nice house from us for $1,528, or around $27,586 in today's money. You'd buy the house, which would arrive as materials on a train, and you'd pay for land to put it on and labor to build it. You could even build it yourself, if you had the time and skill.

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