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Being tired is sofuuny like what do you mean I need to lie vertically? I feel great! Whoops I laughed too hard and now I can feel the crushing weight of existence.

Fallen angel turns into a demon? Fun but overdone

Fallen angel turning into the most normal dude ever (essentially an immortal without any powers and can remember the birth of the universe)? Amazing, immaculate, 10/10 commandments.

I've never used one of those rotary card holder things where you gotta flip through them all but it I had to imagine my brain as any sort of system it would be a whole bunch of those, locked in a room, in the dark. You're just sort of shoved in there and I'm like "good luck" and you have to find a pasta recipe I saw scrolling through Pinterest three years ago