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Never let Shuri and Peter meet
It WILL end the world
Ah yes… Peter…
Peter, in the lab: Mr stark, are we cooking today or what!
Tony: Peter, we aren’t… in the kitchen?
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Peter: Mr. Stark, you’re girly pop!
Tony: … What?
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Tony: how are you feeling webs?
Peter, after a battle, in the med bay: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!
Tony, concerned: What… does that mean?
Sam, laughing: Watch your profanity!
Steve and Bucky, confused: What the hell?
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Tony, his hands busy, handing over a piece of paper: Pete, can you read this to me?
Peter: actually, I never learned how to read.
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Natasha, fighting Peter on his homework: If you don’t do your work you’re going to end up at McDonald’s-
Peter: we goin’ to McDonalds if I don’t do my work?
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The avengers having a summer party
Tony: Peter what do you have-
Peter: A KNIFE!
Tony: WHAT? NO-
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Peter: So I was sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties…
Tony: Peter you don’t have- what?
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