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the Kingsman knights and staff have this Christmas/Winter tradition they call "The Elves Battles", where they dress up as elves and have stupid skill and strength-based games behind the headquarters estate, while the slightly more civilised and brain mass-carrying individuals (mostly female) watch the others (mostly male), making a total fool of themselves, from inside by a cup of tea or hot cocoa.
I have never seen a tall person with short curly hair. Like is this a thing or is my social life just that small?
So, what if, plungers existed before laxitives or tummy medicine, so whenever someone was constipated, the used the plunger to get it out
what is with male characters seeing like, this terrifying battle or the most deadly shit ever and thinking this would be a good time to be shirtless
not complaining, just curious
TBH, in hindsight, death is a very weird concept to grasp collectively as a species since normally it is not an experience you can consciously live through, but you learn of its existence through you witnessing the world, seeing other people or animals die.
What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
.. i’m palestinian
So is anyone going to talk about the fact that this poor kid is in the EXACT demographic that Hasbro is looking to hit on, except that he's MALE? Maybe I'm overexaggerating, and it's a little older, but as far as I'm aware, the Brony demographic is more centered on the adult side of things. Or are we simply considering that any male of any age interested in girl things is a Brony? Isn't that....kind of a step backwards? I thought we'd taken steps forward in whatever counts as uhh...doesn't this fall under social justice or whatever? I don't do social justice a lot because it's so wanky on here. Usually I just subscribe to my own beliefs and thoughts and people say "oh that's social justice" This is "boys can't play with barbies" all over again, not your "neckbeards are groce" argument. He's preteen and was bullied into self-harm. These people need to lay off.


Im sorry for this but these people THESE FUCKING PEOPLE ARE HEARTLESS BASTARDS.
Who makes fun of a kid who attempted suicide because he was bullied for liking his favorite show. WHO FUCKING DOES THAT.
Id usually remove the names of people or their privacy/ protection or something but with these guys i dont give a fuck! They’re all a bunch of heartless immature fucking pricks.
Im sick of these kinds of people in this world i really fucking am.
Gay Hermes
bi Apollo
lesbian Artemis
a robber sneaks into a house with full intent to steal everything. he comes across a sign that says "robbers DNI" with glitter and printed cut-outs of anime characters glued on. the robber sighs and leaves without taking anything.
Gotta love that Hussie took the concept of hatefucking, then made it cannon. Like, do they fight constantly and bicker like an old married couple? Occasionally scaring each other for life through reckless actions? Yeah their in love.
And none of us have been the same since
You ever just find a really big tomato and just want to bite into it like an apple?
does anyone else think that one lyric in cemetery girl by icp is choke and not chew? because it makes sense for it to be choke, since the following line is "'cuz my baby is already dead." and not to mention, on genius the lyric is choke. i don't know, chew just doesn't make sense cuz like wdym your eating her???????? i also felt this way about christmas kids, cuz i always heard "change your name, not change your mind" and not "or change your mind" i have reason for thinking this way about christmas kids too! not change your mind makes me feel like the narrator of the story is saying she'll hide and leave, and she won't change her mind about this. but i am wrong about the christmas kids one because it is "or change your mind" on genius.
I know it sounds stupid but sometimes fictional characters are so hot that it physically hurts me and I don’t know what to do about that.