Summer Being A Mom - Tumblr Posts

Qrow: So you really want to play hard ball here huh? OK fine i will let my partner take over the interrogation, Hey Summer i need to head out for a bit mind watching the prisoner?

Summer (Entering the room): No problamo!

Criminal: Ha! you think this dork scares me?

Qrow (leaning in close and whispering): Oh she will...

(twenty minutes later)

Summer (holding up her scroll): And here is...

Criminal (Looking at the picture of Yang sitting on a small motorcycle ride outside a gas station): y-you just showed me this one!

Summer: No that was her first ride on it, this is her first ride without getting scared! oh my special brave little girl!

Criminal (beginning to fight his restraints): Umm,

Summer (Switching to a near identical picture): and this was her first ride when she put the lien in all on her own!

Criminal (Realizing what level of madness he’s dealing with): oh gods...

Summer: and here she is buying her first pair of sunglasses! and here she is wearing them! and here she is riding the motor cycle ride for the first time wearing them! doesn’t she look so cool! and here she is waving to us the first time while riding it!

Criminal: HELP! FOR THE LOVE OF MERCY HELP ME!