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Mammon Headcanons (My beautiful wife)

For a long time he would sneak into the human world to work as a Jersey Mafia Boss, he was scolded for hours by Lucifer after him and his Cartel was arrested.

Aways sags his pants and everytime Lucifer tells him to pull them up he responds by dramatically pulling them all the way up to his chest while jumping just to spite him.

Mammon naturally has 3c hair, but he usually blows it out plus he has yellow highlights speckled through his air.

Needs glasses to see, wears tinted glasses so he can pass them off as Sunglasses if anyone talks about them.

Secretly a big math geek, can solve the most intricate and complicated math problems known to man in under a minute.

Loves scaring people, but gets pissy if you hit him out of fear

Speeds through The Devildom blasting Baby Kia while screaming out the lyrics (absolute mad man)

Heavy Sleepwalker and Sleeptalker, will have entire conversations in his sleep and act completely clueless when you ask him about it in the morning.

Left handed (derogatory)

!Other headcanons under the cut!

Lucifer's Ver

Mammon's Ver ~ You are here

Leviathan's Ver

Satan's Ver

Asmodeus' Ver

Beelzebub's Ver

Belphegor's Ver