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Requested - Yes - 239 with thor pls

Prompts - 239 - “You can’t watch Willy Wonka without massive amounts of junk food.”

As Thor began spending more time on Earth the two of you had grown closer and you had taken it upon yourself to introduce the God to all the movies, shows, songs...pretty much everything he was clueless about.

There was a long list but it was fun, watching as Thor followed you around, listening to every word you said. Tony had compared him to a golden retriever once and honestly you could see it.

Today you weren’t feeling so great as you headed down to the kitchen. You had been away on a mission for the past three days. It had taken a toll on you and today you were feeling the extent of the job.

“Y/N!” Thor exclaimed as you walked into the room, his whole face lighting up. Despite how you were feeling you couldn’t help the smile that spread across your face as you saw him. He had been visiting Asgard for a week and you had missed him dearly.

“Hi Thor.” You greeted, willingly going into his open arms and resting your head against his chest as he held you close, seeing that you needed the comfort right now.

“Is everything ok?” He asked after you pulled away after a minute or two.

“Yeah, it was just a rough mission.” Thor nodded sympathetically, he had had many rough missions and knew how draining they could be.

“How about we spend the day watching some more of those movies?” Thor suggested, brushing a strand of hair out of your face as he did so. You smiled up at the God softly as he leaned down to press a kiss to your forehead. “How about the one about the chocolate factory? I was rather intrigued by that.”

“Willy Wonka?” You asked with a laugh as Thor nodded excitedly. “Sure but we have to go to the store first.”

“The store?” Thor asked as he followed you into the elevator.

“Of course,” You told him seriously, “You can’t watch Willy Wonka without massive amounts of junk food.”

“Oh, of course.” Thor said, mirroring your serious tone.

It wasn’t long before the two of you burst into laughter.

-

Shopping with Thor was an...interesting experience to say the least.

The man attracted everybody's attention immediately, looking so out of place in the supermarket. He was a sweetheart to everyone that approached him and was always quick to take pictures or sign things for the fans.

Once that was done, Thor turned into a child excited by everything in the store, he wanted to look at everything, wanted to buy everything. Before you were halfway around whatever store you were at he’d always asked you half a million questions.

You thought it was endearing though, the way the God was so easily pleased. He managed to find joy in such human things, grocery shopping, walking around the park, driving in a car. The way he saw the Earth, describing its beauty to you when the two of you sat on the roof of the compound looking up at the stars made you pause before looking around and appreciating the world around you.

“So what food do we need then?” Thor asked as the two of you stopped in front of a wide selection of candy.

“All of it.” You replied with a grin and quickly the two of you were filling up the cart with a sickening amount of candy.

“Are you certain this is a good idea?” Thor laughed as the pair of you checked out.

“Probably not but it’s the proper way to experience Willy Wonka, Thor.” You rolled your eyes fondly as Thor grabbed the bags before you could and the two of you headed back to the tower.

-

The two of you went your separate ways once you were back at the tower, you went to your room to change back into some comfy pyjamas whilst Thor went to his room to do the same whilst having JARVIS set the movie up in the room.

Once you’d changed you quickly made your way down to Thor’s room, smiling as you saw him already in the bed with the covers drawn back and the movie waiting to be played. You paused just to take in the scene before Thor was patting the bed and you went over, happily tucking yourself under his arm, letting him pull you against his chest and wrap the blanket around the both of you.

As the movie played Thor happily chatted away, asking you all sorts of questions which you answered with a smile on your face. When Thor’s attention was fully on the movie, his fingers trailed across your waist unconsciously and honestly, even with the stomach ache that was already starting to develop, there was nowhere else you’d rather be.

“Thank you.” You whispered before leaning up to kiss his jaw. Thor didn’t reply with words, he just pulled you closer and kissed your head.

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Thor’s Kitten

Request:  Hi can I request a dark!thor fic? Something where reader falls asleep in his bed(I imagine it’s the biggest and most comfy and unused cuz it’s Thor). She doesn’t know he’s coming tho and when he finds her he thinks she’s like a welcome back gift. So he uses her until she wakes up. Thank you!

Warnings: Rough sex, Dark!Thor,  Non-con (Please do not read if this offends you), turns into dub con.  

Pairing:  Thor x reader

Words:  2500

A/N:  this is FILTHY!!

It was a stupid chore.  Changing the linens on every royal’s room in the palace even if they hadn’t slept there the night before.  Here you found yourself changing the sheets on Prince Thor’s bed for the twelfth day in a row when he was no where to be found, probably fighting some important battle.  You doubted he was even on Asgard.  

You dropped the clean set of sheets on the chair next to the bed and looked at the flawless mattress.  The gold and red comforter and satin pillow cases looked so inviting.   It was large enough you had to get on your knees and crawl across the thing to get the linens down so you were aware how soft it was.  

A yawn left your mouth.  This was your final task of the day.  You looked down at your blue dress.  You were leaving here to meet up with friends and already changed out of the maid’s uniform.  Managed to freshen up your hair and makeup too.    

You changed early since the servant’s rooms were on the far side of the palace and you didn’t want to walk back after doing this meaningless task.  Nobody was expecting to see you again the rest of the night.  You told your friends you weren’t coming, you could still surprise them a few hours late.  There really was no need to rush.  

Besides, the bed looked so inviting.   Another yawn left and you fell forward, hugging an untouched pillow, spreading out over the massive piece of furniture.  Just a little cat nap, you told yourself as you drifted off.  

~~

“That was a battle for the ages.”  Loki took off his helmet as they walked into the palace.  

“Another victory for Asgard.”  Thor ran his fingers through his locks.  “One that must be celebrated.”  

He looked to his comrades.  They all looked exhausted.  Lady Siff shook her head.  

“None of you want to play?”  Thor turned to look at them, holding his arms up.  “Surely you have the spirit for celebration brother?”  

“I’m having a kitten sent to your room.”  Loki laughed.  “That way you will always have something to entertain yourself, since none of us can keep up.”  

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Meow (Loki x reader)

Request: If your requests are still open I'd love anything loki Maybe some fluff of him teaching his s/o some asgardian magic? I'll leave it open to you :) Thanks for sharing your works and talent with us!  

To the anon who requested this: I decided to make a headcannon since I was a bit lost, not knowing I could write as an imagine without making it super short... So I hope it doesn't bother someone. :/ (I’m sorry)

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➳ If someone had said to you years ago that one day you would learn magic, you have laughed at their noses.

➳ But you are faced with the fait accompli, the Norse god of mischief stood behind you, checking all your movements to avoid a catastrophe, even if he was only teaching you the basics.

➳ But what interested you the most was how to create illusions, just to play tricks on the rest of the Avengers...

➳ You loved them, but you enjoyed boring them as soon as possible, it was your favorite game.

➳ You listened to Loki and followed his instructions to the letter.

➳ Or at least ... until he begins to drop tender kisses in his neck. Result? It was a fail and you almost burned the room in which you were.

➳ Loki asked you to take a break, so you won't do anything stupid anymore.

➳Refusing his request by taking refuge in his  arms and making your famous Puss in Boots eyes. As always, it worked.

➳ Turning him into a cat by mistake, a black one with green eyes.

➳ Panicking and crying in only a few minutes, then panicking again before you cuddled the animal and begged for help. Its response was ... disappointing: "meow".

➳ Petting Loki-cat on your knees, thinking about what you should do. When you proposed to call Thor, the cat scratched lightly your thigh.

➳ Reading his books for HOURS. Like 10 hours.

➳ You fell asleep on a book and Loki-cat woke you up by licking your face, precisely your lips.

"Loki, no! That's disgusting, yuck..." you grimaced.

"Meow!"

"Don't meow at me, okay?"

➳ You found the good book with the good spell and being nervous from the start to the end, fearing to worsen the situation.

➳ Closing your eyes, not wanting to see the result, in case if you made a big mistake.

➳ "You can open your eyes, my goddess." Loki said and when you opened your eyes, you jumped in his arms to take refuge there.

➳ "No more magic for me ever again! It's your things, not mine."

"I'm sure in a few days you will ask me to start again. You always wanted to trick Tony and Steve."

You knew he wasn't wrong.

➳ You went to bed and the next morning, when you woke up, cat ears had appeared on your head.

The melted popsicle (Loki x reader)

Request: reader hates the heat yet tony takes them to miami, florida for a lil vacay during the summer and as revenge (bc tony knows they hate the hear) her n loki set the vacation house to be like- 40 farenheit n it gets everyone pissed off n theyre just laughing (til they go to the beach)

Warning: none

Disclaimer: I’m french and even if I’m learning English for eight fucking years, it’s not perfect and I’m sorry if there are spelling or grammar mistakes. If English is your native language (or if you’re bilingual), I would really appreciate it if you could help me by correcting my errors. Just don’t be too harsh, please. :)

***

"Oh god, help me!" you whimpered as you lay on the sofa.

Right now, you hated Tony just because he thought that spending a summer vacation in Miami, Florida, seemed like a great idea! Everyone was happy among the Avengers team. Everyone except you and Loki, you both had a big preference for the cold. After all, when it's cold, there is always a way to add layers of clothes to warm up ; whereas when it's hot, even being naked can be completely useless.

You were sweating on the couch even when you didn't move, your body couldn't support as much heat and Loki seemed in the exact same state as you or worse. Have you ever seen a Popsicle melt? The god of mischief looked like it, even if it was the nickname of that good old Steve Rogers.

"Loki?"

"Hmm..."

"LOKI!" you shouted  when he didn't answer clearly and all of a sudden your body temperature increased. You sighed in despair, convinced that your muscles would eventually liquefy.

"WHAT?!" he screamed in return, which didn't disturb the others. Actually, they used to see you argue with Loki as often as you laughed with him.

"I can't take it anymore..."

"Keep your energy instead of exhausting it, mortal."

You shook your head and ran your hand over your uncovered stomach. Even in shorts and swimsuits with a little fresh air from the air conditioning, you lost patience. Finally, you straightened up, glancing at your friend as an idea crossed your mind. A good idea ...

Revenge is a dish best savoured cold.

"Let's freeze the house, it will teach them to torture us that way!"

Visibly interested in your idea, he turned his head towards you as a smile appeared on his face and he nodded. You got up immediately and headed for the air conditioning, tapping on the dashboard and selected the temperature of the vacation home at -40 Fahrenheit degrees. After a few minutes, you heard your friends complained how cold they were, which made you laugh out loud... At least, it was before Natasha threatens to break the neck of the one who changed the temperature. You chuckled before returning quietly to your place, a book in hand, pretending to not understand what had happened...

Eventually, a few minutes later, she came with Tony. She had put on a beach dress, which left you speechless, actually quite shocked because you would never have thought she would wear that and Tony was in swim shorts.

"You two, listen to me! Another bullshit of this kind and I'm swinging you in the Kilauea volcano!"

"But Nat..." you said with a little girl's voice.

"You two are punished!" added Stark with a smile and a proud expression on his face. At that moment, you knew something bad was bound to happen and you would your actions...

*

You weren't wrong, you were regretting it. The group forced you to go to the beach with them, that is to say, to burn in the sun on a towel, to have the impression to walk on fire when it was only sand. You knew it might have been worse because you could always cool off a bit when you went swimming in the water, but for Loki... Well, it was the end of the world. Worse than Ragnarök or the last attempt of Thanos on Earth. In addition to that, he had to support the kids who were walking sometimes naked or screaming and/or crying. If he could, he would have already buried himself in the sand. He could have left, but you managed to make him stay, just for you. It is better to suffer together...

Unity there is strenght, isn't it?

"It really was a bad idea, huh?" you asked.

"No shit!" he glared at you.

"Eh! I'm reminding you that you agreed, but I know you still like me."

The Asgardian whale dancing salsa (Loki x puertorican!reader)

Request: hi! ur an amazing writer, could i request one loki x puertorican!reader (without focusing nor mentioning on like the color of the reader thats not the point) i mean if ur not comfortable bc ur obviously not familiarized with it u dont have to write it but it would be interesting if u could :) have a nice day

To the anon who requested this: I know it’s super short and I’m so sorry, but you’re right, I’m not familiarized with the Puerto Rican life and culture. However, I liked to doing research, I learnt nice things aha! :) I hope you won’t be too disappointed ♡ (+ I tried my best with the Spanish I’m learning for almost six years.)

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➳Having a huge culture shock between you two since you’re Puerto Rican and he’s Scandinavian/Asgardian.

➳ You liked the heat and hated the cold; unfortunately it was the opposite of Loki.

➳ Teaching him the customs of your country and he didn’t understand the importance of the quinceañero, even if you explained to him, with the origins of the celebration, that it mark the entry into adult life for young women. “¡Eres realmente estúpido! ¡¿O lo haces a propósito?!” you yelled when he started making fun of you and the celebration, then you smacked him behind the head.

“Ouch!”

“¡Bien hecho!”

➳ Trying to teach him to cook traditional dishes such as Pastelón, Chicharrones de pollo and the Habichuelas Guisadas. You were pretty happy that Loki enjoyed the cooking of your country (and even if he didn’t, you would have cooked exclusively Puerto Ricans dishes to make him love it! Mean? No…)

➳  Telling him the story of Puerto Rico and the great men that the island housed, like Rafael Cordero aka the father of public education of Puerto Rico, but also the pre-Columbian era, the Spanish conquest, slavery and the problem of identity of the country.  In exchange, he tells you everything he knows about Asgard.

➳Telling about the cinema and the literature because you knew he loooooved reading. So, he hastened to read the works of ancient authors like Alejandro Tapia y Rivera or less ancient ones like Enrique Laguerre Vélez.

➳ Learning Spanish for you and so, obviously, you’re the one who taught him.

“¡Hola! ¿Cómo estás? Me llama Loki, soy el dios de la travesura y… Soy un viejo abuelo. Vivo en Nueva York con mi novia, ella es la mejor cocinera…Y me gusta leer y engañar a la gente.” You made him repeat after you as you tried to not laugh at the “viejo abuelo” part.

“What is making you laugh?” he asked.

“Nothing grandpa’, nothing…”

➳ Explaining him some Puerto Rican habits:

- All the moms who yelled "¡Vas a coger gusanos!” at their kids if they’re not wearing shoes.

- Most of the Puerto Rican households are decorated with colorful masks of these folkloric characters called vejigante.

- In this island, you avoid Tuesday the 13th, not Friday unlike other countries.

- You have to learn how to make pasteles/sofrito/pastelitos from scratch because there is a kind of rite of passage.

➳ Trying to make him dance the salsa, but it became a disaster: He looked more like a stranded whale when he was dancing salsa than anything else.

“Soon, I will know how to dance better than you!”

“cuando Colón baje el dedo…” you responded desperate, but you kissed him, wanting to comfort the god of mischief.