Ttte Engine Swap - Tumblr Posts
LOL pretty much. XDDDDDD
You know, I thought of something:
If my Swap!Eddie and @unpopularvivian’s Swap Edward met this would be their dynamic.
Explanation:
My swaps
Edward 🔄 James
Unpopular’s Swaps
Edward ↔️ Gordon
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 331 Engine Swap Edition:
MC Thomas: OKAY, WHO THE HELL STOLE MY HORNY BIBLE?!!?! PERCY, WAS IT YOU!?!?
MC Percy: Bro, why the hell are you yelling me?!?! No, I didn't. And before you ask, I'm being serious!!!!!
MC Thomas: FINE!!!!! I'M GOING TO OUR SWAP UNIVERSE!!!!!
*MC Thomas then goes through a portal and teleports to the Classically Modern AU*
CM/Swap Thomas: Sure thing Madam! I'll get those trucks in no time!
MC Thomas: Hey other me, have you seen my Horny Bible?
CM/Swap Thomas: What's a horny bible?
MC Thomas: Oh, never mind. Guess I'll have to teleport to the Engine Swap AU.
*MC Thomas then goes through another portal and teleports to the Engine Swap AU*
Swap Jay: I swear, I remembered that I put my holy water on my counter!
MC Thomas: *Pops out of nowhere* Hey Jay.
Swap Jay: AH!!!!!!!!
MC Thomas: Sorry to scare you. But, have you seen my Horny Bible?
Swap Jay: Your horny bible? Well, by any chance that you might have spot my vase of holy water?
MC Thomas: Wait, holy water?!? Why would you have that?!?
Swap Jay: Well, to keep the demons away from me. Why would have a horny bible then?
MC Thomas: To keep simps away from me. They sometimes frighten me.... Ugh!
*Painful screaming can be heard in the background*
MC Thomas: Oh shit.
Incorrect Ttte Quotes 336 Engine Swap Edition:
CM/Swap Edward: I'm Edward with a "d"
Engine Swap! Eddie: And I'm Eddie with an "e"! I'm a dance major! 😉
CM/Swap Edward: And I'm not. 😐
Engine Swap! Eddie: *Starts dancing* 5, 6, 7, 8! Do, do, do, do, do, do!
Engine Swap! Eddie: *Spins around* 7, 8 turn! And tur-
Engine Swap! Eddie: *Looks at CM/Swap Edward* Why didn't you turn?
CM/Swap Edward: 'Cuz we never agreed to do this! 😤
Engine Swap! Eddie: You said this was going to be cool!
CM/Swap Edward: No one said this was going to be cool.
Engine Swap! Eddie: Now I'm embarrassed. 😠
CM/Swap Edward: NOW you're embarrassed???? 😕
Engine Swap! Eddie: *Stomps his feet on the ground like an angry kid* YES!!!! BECAUSE IT'S IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!!!!!!
CM/Swap Edward: *Walks away* You should wake up embarrassed.
Swap au bc why not
Engine swap! Jay : And it turns Gordie had my holy water!
CM / Swap James : Huh. What?
Engine swap! Jay : Yeah! He doused Eddie in it apparently, I don’t even know what he did.
CM / Swap James : I’m sorry I’m trying to pay attention but there’s something going on in the distance
Engine swap! Jay : Oh? What is?
IN THE DISTANCE
CM / Swap Thomas : Woah! How’s he get up there?
CM / Swap Gordon : I recommend you come down now! Carefully! So you don’t get hurt!
ENGINE SWAP! EDDIE IS DEFAULT DANCING ON THE SHEDS ROOF
Engine Swap! Eddie : F*ck you mate! I do what I want!
CM / Swap Edward : Can I throw the shoe yet?
CM / Swap Gordon : What? No! Edward that’s mean!
CM / Swap Edward : Well I hate that guy!
Engine Swap! Eddie : Yer mad you don’t have these skills ✨
CM / Swap Edward to ES! Eddie : Go to hell!
Engine swap! Eddie to CM/Swap Edward : Get fucked!
Engine Swap! Jay : Oh my goodness…..
CM / Swap James : Yeah…. Wait hold on, is that your Edward? On the roof?
Engine Swap! Jay : I…. I’m understanding why Gordie had the holy water now.
CM / Swap Thomas : Can I do that?
CM / Swap Gordon : No! Well, not on the roof.
CM/Swap Edward: I hope that you get lost in the forest and get mauled by a bear......
Engine Swap! Edward: That is a fat big fucking zero! Try being creative with your insults!
CM/Swap Gordon: You two! Stop being mean to each other! Can't everybody be nice nowadays?
Engine Swap! Jay: I don't think so.....
*In the distance*
CM/Swap Percy: Hey idiot, if I can throw this rock at that stupid guy who's dancing on the roof. You better give me 20 pieces of coal.
Engine Swap! Percival: And if you don't?.....
CM/Swap Percy: If I don't???? Ha! Never! Now watch my act bozo.
*CM/Swap Percy then yeets the rock at Engine Swap! Eddie with all his might and it hits Eddie straight in the head as he falls off of the roof*
Engine Swap Eddie: *Falling* AAAAAAAAAAAAH- *Crashes into the ground*
Everybody else:
Engine Swap! Percival: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?! YOU JUST COMMITED ASSAULT AND POSSIBLY MURDER!!!!!
CM/Swap Percy: Oh shit..... 😬