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*Enters a bookstore*

me to myself: be calm

Are you a Dom or sub?

I love dominos and subway but it really just depends on the night and what I’m feelin

some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water

person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

I love talking to myself she gets me

Ladies, ladies, not all at once [blocking pornbots left and right]

hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party

I have been known to indulge in a glass of water

dust is my biggest enemy why are you everywhere and where do u even come from can u not leave me alone for just one day

the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help

under the tuscan sun is the best movie ever because it’s got everything i would ever want. leave my life behind and rediscover myself in italy, buy a beautiful historic home to restore, eat pasta, and also sandra oh is there. what more is there