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1 year ago
Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate pelicans.
They are such ugly little bastards.
THEY ARE THE SIZE OF FUCKING SMALL CHILDREN!!!!!
HAVE YOU SEEN THESE UGLY ASS BIRDS YAWN?!?! THEIR MOUTH GOES INSIDE OUT!!!
OR HOW THEY KEEP THEMSELVES COOL?!?! THEY REGURGITATE THEIR SPINE AND LEAVE IT IN THEIR MOUTH!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
THEY ARE FUCKING UGLY BASTARDS WITH WEIRD ASS FACES AND A LITTLE HOOK ON THEIR BEAKS.
THEY DONT EVEN LOOK CUTE AS BABIES
THEY ARE FAT BASTARDS WHO DONT DESERVE LIFE.
I THINK ALL PELICANS SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH FAT PIGEONS.
PIGEONS ARE CUTE AND NOT THE SIZE OF SMALL CHILDREN.
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I hate pelicans
they are so ugly
pigeons are better
I need to fight whatever god created these ugly assholes.
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I genuinely fear these little fucks.
Like
I run away from them
i hâte them
i genuinely feel sick
tourists love them
I wanna punch them
they are the reason I don’t go outside
i hate this
fml