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Uzumaki Mito
IT BEGINS
Madara is tired of endless war.
Izuna is tired of his brothers dying.
Kakashi is very confused why he's found himself in the middle of a battlefield generations before he's supposed to be born.
AKA- Kakashi goes back in time, accidentally saves a life, and finds too much joy in tormenting Uchiha Madara
where is the fic
okay, please imagine with me:
mito is in konoha on a diplomatic mission and the moment she meets hashirama, she knows she needs the man in her bed asap. i mean, have you seen him? yeah, she's gonna tap that, all right. so she tries to woo him inside her pants, tries to get him alone on every possible occasion, and the more time she spends with him, the more she crushes on him and thirsts for him equally
meanwhile, tobirama sees mito always hanging around hashirama and comes to the wrong conclusion. the senju and uzumaki might be allies, but clearly, mito must be a spy, for why else would she try to spend so much alone time with hashirama? oh hell no, this woman is not going to hurt his brother, he will make sure of that
hashirama, on the other hand, is completely oblivious to mito's advancements, however, he sees tobirama following mito around a lot, and because they're of the same blood, he also comes to the wrong conclusion: obviously, tobirama has a crush! which is really cute but also embarrassing, because "really tobirama, you can't just stalk the woman and hope she'll like you back." he's also a bit saddened as he finds himself rather enamored by mito. but for his little brother, he is willing to put those feelings aside, as much as it may hurt, and help him get the woman of his dreams
a comedy of error ensues in which mito tries to court hashirama with tobirama hot on her heels to expose her of her nefarious schemes, and hashirama heavily pines for mito while at the same time he tries to play wing-man for tobirama
it's a mess, really. madara meanwhile has a bet against the rest of konoha's jounin to win on how long it's gonna take these three idiots to realize what's up. (he might roll his eyes at hashirama's bad gambling habit, but hey, if it's a gamble against his best friend, madara is all in)
creeps up behind you. "yo where is the fic"
Naruto memes because yes
is this what you were looking for.
Au where Naruto can see ghosts and he constantly stares off into space and all the kids thing he’s weird but he’s just listening to Hashirama, Mito, Tobirama and Izuna talk and complain about how far the village fell.
Naruto always creeps out teachers by knowing things he just shouldn’t and constantly gets his ANBU guard in trouble because he just disappears.
Aka Naruto and his judgment squad/tutors
What if we scale it back a bit: AU where mito's soul was sealed away when she died (bc idk an Uzumaki soul might be useful) and naruto releases her after finding a folder labeled "Uzumaki" while snooping
so i have a small AU that is taking up space in my brain so here you go.
So the AU is that ether Danzo or Orochimaru ( I have not decided which) clone the founders of Konoha, but they are are about 10 maybe 11. And they have the memory's of their lives up to that point, so they know certain lore and skills. And then Hiruzen has to find places for them to stay.
so Madara go's to Sasuke(maybe pre-massacre)
Tobirama and Hashirama go to Kakashi(because i love the theory that Sakumo is Tobi's son that i saw somewhere)
and Mito go's to the house of the last Uzumaki in Konoha.( and she is livid, for she remembers the palaces that they built by the sea)
so i put out a small AU, and it would not leave my brain. so here is a small drabble that i wrote.
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Mito set down her small suitcase that held all that belongs to her, she looked at the door that was filthy and graffitied. She then sighed to herself, thinking of a door that had been destroyed a long time ago(but to her was freshly painted). She knocked on the door hoping that at least whoever lived here would be kind enough to let her stay for a while, although judging by the state of the neighborhood she should just be content that he is not some sort of criminal, hopefully.
Hearing nothing she used the key that hiruzen-sama gave her, letting herself into the dingy apartment. “Excuse me” called out Mito, looking around the room. Ramen cups littered the room, and there was mold growing in the ceiling corners. There was a small kitchen to her right and what appeared to be a bedroom door right in front of her. She then walked forward towards the door, intent on giving the lazy waste of space that DARED to call themselves an Uzumaki a piece of her mind.
She then threw the bedroom door open looking around but seeing nothing, now she may not be the best senser, but she was no slouch. She sensed a enormous chakra presence under the bed. Not thinking she reached under the bed pulling out, a small child?!
He squirmed in her hand “LET ME GO” he shouted. He then managed to land a kick, surprising her. He then launched himself towards the window. Knocking herself out of her shock she quickly caught him in her chains. As he was struggling to get out of her chains, she took a moment to analyze what she was seeing. It was a small boy, with blonde hair and three distinct claw marks on his face under his blue eyes. He was wearing a tan tee-shirt that had an Uzumaki spiral on it.
“Who let this child stay here alone” She thought, disturbed by the seaming lack of care by her last remaining living relative. Realizing that he was trapped the boy stopped struggling as much. Making up her mind she decided to gather more information, after all, knowing is half the battle as the old saying goes.
“Who are you” Mito then asked. The boy looked at her then said, “I’m Uzumaki Naruto”.
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so that is that, this is the first time that i wrote something for this, sooo tell me what you think.