{v: If I Must Assist...! (FGO AU)} - Tumblr Posts - Page 3
dekirukoto:
“ And what does the Makoto-san that you know say–? Last I checked, I’m still me! “
“I am calling foreigner-san and avenger-san. Maybe the power of breaking universes and burning Chaldea down will return the one we know!”
“...Did the assassin behead the mass lost of masters...?”
“Ah, thank you so much Nix-san!” The hakunon smiles.
@starrymaster @extellamaster
“Now you both sit down and enjoy some food alright? If you ever need something, call for me! I don’t mind cooking.”
“If you are gonna join Sinday, I ask of you on behalf of Chaldea to not be so public about it.”
@sanzenxsekai replied to your post “Kink - Bondage”
"So. You are a person of culture."
“Oh my, are you apart of this culture too~?”
“Guys... Why is Avenger trying to get laid in the worst possible way....?!”
@dieuhaine replied to your post: “Guys… Why is Avenger trying to get laid in the...
I GOT NEEDS
“VERY VALID! But do you wish for me to ask someone, like foreigner-san to help assist?”
kink: Destructive sex
“…Are you saying you want our clothes to explode as we are making love?!”
Definitely Not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There go my pants | HUH? IS THIS A THING? l Please tell me that it’s not. l Confused Hakunon noises.
Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both
“Why is there two Berserkers (Lancelot) talking to each other?” She really needs to remind the masters to Merge them when possible.
lacobscur:
“There’s no ‘fake’. Saber is Saber. I’m Berserker. If you burn someone, make it whoever’s less useful.”
“Well, if you two keep this up, I will and can burn you two. So please tone down the.. arguing if possible.”
“How many alters there are?” She counted Jeanne, and Artoria. There was an berserker too?
“Thank the gacha gods, that all the Masters are in agreement that Alters are valid! Please do not burn yourself.” She doesn’t want to think how Chaldea staff would handle this, if all alters just decided to return to the throne of heroes.
“...So can a Master summon Jalter because my wallet is gonna be in pieces if I try to summon her...?”
extellamaster:
“But…we don’t have that kind of money, that’s why we’re taking this job-”
“AH! I won’t go too overbearing but... Foreigner doesn’t know that his waifu won’t be summon-able until like 2020....”
“Oddly enough... I am okay with Saber Alter ending Gilgamesh’s life...” Hakunon cannot help but, feel wary about the golden archer.
extellamaster:
“Hakunon, sister.” he moves and puts a hand on her shoulder. “I can’t stand that Archer either but I’d rather not have to do extra work cleaning up after that aftermath.”
“I agree brother. I rather not do extra clean up... Unlike the time the kitchen was destroyed.” The sister shutters, as she remembers the details of how one anti-fortress NP managed to blast a kitchen.
@dieuhaine replied to your post: “Oddly enough… I am okay with Saber Alter ending...
GIVE SALTER NP RELEASING RIGHTS
“I mean, personally, I am fine with it, but the other staff members will disagree.” Shutters at the thought of another aftermath.
“Avenger-san, do you want me to get one of those back massage devices? I have a small one if you want it.”
…she kinda wants a back massage but that requires someone touching you.
dieuhaine:
“ …back massage..device, huh? “
“Mhm! The size varies, but the one I got is small and easy to use. You simply press the button and bam, it’s vibrates. Just place it on whatever needs tension released.”
Hakunon has no problem with avengers running around. Avengers. are. valid!!