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I STILL DON’T KNOW 10 PEOPLE ON HERE.
i just realised one thing
Nargothrond fell before Second Kinslaying happened, but obviously after Celebrimbor turned his back on his father
and we all know how little people fled from Nargothrond...
.........so Curufin died, probably being sure that his son is already dead or held captive by Morgoth
Me: [washes my hair]
My hair: I have three ways I could go.
My hair: Boof, anime protagonist proportions, or L'Oréal Paris
My hair: Because I hate you, you will get L'Oréal Paris ✨️once✨️ when no one can see it, anime proportions on any day when you get a photo taken, and boof when you are in public
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Overanaylzing what was just meant to be a cute hug in Unmortricken bitchesssssssss
TW SUICIDE MENTION UNDER THE CUT
Thinking about Morty's reaction as soon as Rick Prime was dead. (To make it easier on me, Rick C-137 will just be referred to as Rick and Rick Prime will be referred to as Rick Prime. Same with Evil Morty and Morty Prime. Cool? Cool.)

He runs to Rick, about to hug him (But stops due to the insane amounts of blood, which, fair) and tries to confirm that Rick Prime is dead, when confirmed, look at the very first thing he says to Rick after it was confirmed

He asks Rick if he's ok. Now, this may not seem like a big deal, I mean both of them went through a LOT. But...let's take into consideration what Evil Morty said earlier in the episode
Evil Morty: What if Rick actually kills this guy (Rick Prime) ever think about that? Maybe he'll kill himself next.
Morty: You're an asshole!
Now, at first it seemed like Evil Morty's words had very little effect on Morty, just Morty getting mad and calling him an asshole, which is what most people would've done.
And Morty already knows about Rick's suicidal tenedices due to Solaricks
Morty: Rick, this is an obvious trap! If you go down there he's (Rick Prime) just gonna kill you!
Rick: Good!
He even goes as far as to call Rick a suicide bomber a little later in Solaricks
Rick: You're like a suicide bomber!
Morty: Takes one to know one!
But here we see it had a bigger effect then it seemed. I mean c'mon, we literally see Morty's lips trembling before Rick gives his response, he's fucking terrified. Then when Rick said that he's ok (Rick you liar), Morty is so overwhelming relived, that the blood currently covering Rick (The reason why Morty didn't hug Rick immidately afterwards) doesn't even matter. Morty hugs Rick.
He doesn't care about the blood.
He's just so overwhelming relived and glad that his grandpa is ok. I think too hard about this show fuckkkkkk
Wrote about how Rick got Morty's picture in his wallet!
Tw for slight self harm under the cut!
I was sitting on the soft yet stiff couch, how could it be both? I don't fucking know, shit, I could run a whole experiment on the cheap fucking budget ass furniture Beth buys. I was surfing through channels on the TV, we have literally every fucking channel in the universe and nothing interesting was on. I rested my cheek on my hand.
"Of fucking course there's nothing interesting to watch." My inner voice oh so kindly butted in "You really think you could do anything useful in your life? Don't make me laugh." I clenched my teeth so hard I swear I heard a crack.
Then I heard the door creak open, my head immediately snapped to the direction on the door, and not too long after I saw Morty. Poor kid, he had massive eyebags, walking slowly. His usual dumb sunshine yellow shirt replaced with a white button down with a black bowtie. He looked so fucking fancy. He tilted his head back as he yawned. Rubbing his eyes with his fists afterwards. I held back a yawn. Not wanting that little shit to know I was staring at him
"This is because of you, you fucking piece of shit, you could let Morty have a goodnight sleep but noooooo. You need him for adventures, you fucking selfish piece of shit."
I clenched my jeans. Hard. My knuckles white. Hands shaking. Morty saw me "Rick...are you o-" I answered before he got the full question "Yep." Morty looked at me for a bit, I hated the trust in his eyes. I hated the voice in my head reminding me how little I deserve it even more. I hated how fucking right it was sometimes.
"You don't deserve it. You don't deserve to have him trust you. You don't deserve to have him see you as his grandpa. You aren't even his grandpa."
...
Shit.
More like all the time. Morty then shrugged and began walking down the hall. I overheard him talking to Beth
"H-hey Mom...it was picture day at school...I-I think the pictures were like...20 dollars?" I hated how my ears perked up at that.
As Beth replied, I could basically hear the eyebrow raise in her voice "20 dollars for pictures? How many are there?" "I-It's 20 dollars per picture..." "Why are they so expensive?" Morty mumbled something I couldn't hear. Ugh, I hate when that brat does that.
"Wow, insulting him in your mind, great grandpa, really." I looked down, my unibrow furrowing.
"You're such a piece of shit."
I fucking know that. Shut up. I rubbed my temples. Eyes shut tightly.
I felt a weight shift on the couch. I turned my head and saw Morty. "W-what are you watching?" "Noth-*burp*-ing." I grumbled. "So your school took some pictures?" Morty nodded "Y-yeah...I don't think I look good in them though..." Morty muttered, rubbing his arm. God I hated how innocent he looked like that..it only made me hate myself more. I was traumatizing this boy all because I was a selfish piece of shit.
My inner voice laughed, the bitter sound of it echoing in my head "Now you're getting it!" I groaned and Morty looked at me "Are you-" "I'm fine." I growled out, voice rougher than I intended. Morty looked down, his hands gripping the couch cusions. I hated the chruning in my stomach. "I gotta g-" Before I could get up, I felt a weight on my shoulder. I quickly glanced at it. Ugh, Morty. I sighed as I leaned back on the couch.
"Wow, went from being the smartest man in the universe into a teenager's pillow! Great upgrade..." Wow, I'm letting a kid sleep, I'm suchhhh an asshole. "Ugh, when did you get so weak? Caring about people...remember that Diane-" I clutched my stomach as I jolted forward. The mention of Diane hitting me like a punch to my stomach. I quickly got up, seeing the kid's head fall on the couch. I clenched my hands into fists.
Ugh, I shouldn't give a shit.
Morty's just a stupid little shit anyway.
I walked over to the kitchen, seeing something on the counters. It was a flyer, Beth probably left it here. She was pouring a glass of wine and her gaze fell on me. "Oh hey Dad, did you know Morty's school expects us to pay 20 dollars for one pictures of him?" She giggled. I snarled as memories of my original Beth's giggled echoed over and over again in my brain. Beth tilted her head "Dad...?" I shook my head, wanting the sound to fucking stop. "Are you-" She reached for me and I slapped her hand away without realizing it.
Beth jolted back, eyes wide, burning through me. I hated the gasp that escaped my throat when I realized what I did. I ignored the sickening feeling in my gut as I grabbed the flyer and stormed to my garage.
Fuck it.
Fuck everything.
Who the fuck cares?
Beth will be fine.
It's not my Beth anyway, why the fuck should I care?
"It's your fault Beth died anyway, all you did is stand there while she-" I tugged at my hair, hoping the voice would stop. I glanced over and saw the flyer. Morty was smiling like a fucking idiot. He looked so awkward.
I hate it.
I hated the smile and laugh that escaped my lips.
Why the fuck did I react like that?
This is just a stupid kid.
I shouldn't even-
"It's because you're weak."
Ugh, fucking shut it already.
"Nope, can't have you forgetting how worthless you are."
Gee thanks, I love getting reminded of that every fucking second of everyday.
"You're welcome."
God that fucking voice was so smug.
"You know I'm right."
...
Goddamit.
It was right.
I looked at the top of the page, it was the school's number.
...
Ain't no fucking way I'm about to do this.
I took out my phone and reluctantly punched in the school's phone number, a girl with an annoyingly obviously fake honey-like voice answered the phone
"Hi! This is Harry Herpson High School! My name is Lilly! How may I help you?"
I rolled my eyes. Hating what I was about to say.
"You hate everything except..."
Don't.
Don't fucking finish that sentence.
"I want to buy school pictures."
The chick replied quickly "Oh! Wonderful! Are you a parent or guardian?"
"I'm Rick...uh...Sanchez..." I blurted out, wanting to sink into the ground.
"Oh! So your Morty Smith's father?"
I flinched, father? The hell...
"Hah. Last time you were a father you-"
I slapped myself.
"Sir?"
"No. I'm his grandpa."
My inner voice cackled "Ohhh that's what you're calling yourself now? Not 'random guy that crashed into his house so you could kill his actual grandpa'? Guess that doesn't
roll of the tongue that well."
I stomped the ground, growling lowly in my throat.
"Okkkayy! Would you like to buy his pictures?"
Why do you fucking think I asked about them genius?
"Yes."
"Okay Mr. Sanchez! What background would you want?"
I shrugged "Just a grey one I gue-*burp*-ss."
The voice on the other end hummed happily "Ok! Would you like to buy with cash or credit?"
Oh yeah, I'm gonna waltz down to the school to buy the picture despite the fact I called you.
"Credit."
I heard clicking. "Ok! Please share you credit card details!"
I flipped my wallet and said my credit details.
"Alright! It should ship by tomorrow!"
"Wow, paying 20 fucking dollars for a picture of a kid. How the fuck did you become so fucking soft?"
I gripped my phone so tight that, if I hadn't reinforced it 20 fucking times, it would've cracked. "Great." I answered through clenched teeth before hanging up the phone. I
groaned, throwing my head back.
I'm fucking weak.
I fucking hate myself sometimes.
"More like all the time." My inner voice commented casually, as if it's normal to have a voice in your head that always reminds you how you are a big piece of shit and should
just put a bullet in your brain already. "Not that you shouldn't."
Whatever.
Who the fuck cares?
The next day I checked the mailbox before anyone else. I opened up the envelope and saw the picture of Morty awkwardly smiling with one shoulder raised. I couldn't help the fond laugh that escaped. That fucking adorable idiot, I thought, rolling my eyes with a smile on my face. I folded it and put it in my wallet.
"Wowwwww, actually acting like a grandpa, what? You think this will make up for killing his actual grandpa?"
Fuck my stupid life.
Okay so, Spoilers
Code Vein as a Dyaus Pita in it, and the "Horrors" are Aragami, the 3 DLC bosses were basically a Hannibal, Marduk, and Vajra reskinned. The spikes are Thorns of Judgment that appeared in the Great Collapse, both of which occur in the God Eater anime, Burgarally and the Oden sandwich are more connections.
So a lot of people think that they take place in the same universe.
However, there are no visible thorns of judgment in God Eater, and in Code Vein, the moon isn't green because of Shio. So they think it takes place before God Eater. But my brother thinks not, and that it takes place in like, 100 years later.
BUT the creators said they don't take place in the same world so...
I would like to point out that my brother believes that Code Vein takes place AFTER the God eater series and I don't know if I should tell him what the creators said or agree with him...
Wait what? I missed info and didn't even know it existed! So tell me and then I can make suggestions...
Trails in Tianqiu is suffering
I waiting until my world level was 5... And now I'm suffering. I WANT TO DO THE EVENT BUT I CAN'T CAUSE IVE GOTTA DO THE TRAIL FIRST BUT I CANT CAUSE ITS WIRLD LEVEL 5 AND I CANT ASK FOR HELP CAUSE YIU CANT DURING WIRLD QUESTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I am honestly triggered right now.
My brain holds the most random knowledge imaginable, but can't hold the ability to keep a conversation...
THIS. Or more specifically, this man:

He's just so perfect that he pisses me off every time I look at him. Why Tom, WHY.
hanker sore
adj. finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off.
update: he is now throwing up as well because he found and ate half of a rotten pumpkin

i would like everyone to meet my dog.
this is ajax! he purposefully ate suspicious mushrooms from someone's yard to get jungle diarrhea (for the third time this year) so that i would feed him "sick dog food" which is chicken and rice for a week.
i swear. i've been cooking for this dog more than I have been for myself over the last couple days...
Why are their no girls that like dorky men?.
Iike they think dorky means weak, lame, boring. I just don't get it. Women are so cruel but pretend like their not,, I'm not saying all but most really only think about themselves. Ig the same could be said about guys but man it shouldn't be this hard to find a connection or love.
And now I'm going to cry myself to sleep 😭



Anon, this prompt broke me! 😭🥺
Ok but lullaby-wise what do you think they’d be singing to Moroha? In my head it’s totally this 😘🤣
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