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TexCali angst HCs!

CW for : internalized homophobia, toxic relationships, and transphobia under the cut!

California and Texas have always had a complicated relationship. Due to Texas' internalized homophobia, their romantic relationship is extremely complicated. It fluctuates from romance, to hatred. It is in no means healthy, and they both know it.

Due to Texas being more conservative, he forces the two of them to hide their relationship from the public out of fear of backlash from the rest of the states.

( not angst ) California was the first, and only person that Texas has come out to. With the nickname 'safe space', Texas assumed that he could talk to him after a lot of back and forth debating.

California had BPD ( Borderline Personality Disorder )

Adding onto the last one, California splits on Texas constantly. ( That's just the disorder ) It typically doesn't escalate because California knows how to handle his disorders well, but there will be the eventual time where California just loses it and shouts at Texas. Times like this don't come unwarranted though, there will be an obvious cycle of Texas' neglect and consistent arguments that cause the outbursts.

Texas' internalized homophobia causes him to act out against California. Even in loving moments, he'll find himself pulling away, becoming disgusted with California.

I personally headcanon California as transgender. Texas uses this as an excuse for dating a man because he still sees him as a "woman".

Adding onto that, it obviously has affected California a lot, having his lover not truely see him as a man, and dating him simply because he's transgender.

In the wild west, they called each other "Tejas" and "Alta". Now, when they are angry with each other, they call each other those names.

During the Californian Gold Rush, the two of them had been separated. California had been with many people during that time, and was used and left as soon as the Gold Rush ended. Now, California is constantly paranoid that Texas will do the same thing.

During the 1920s, the Hollywood era, the two of them were separated again. During this time, California and New York had found themself in a relationship, and bonded over the two of them being actors. Texas would find himself constantly watching the movies that California was in, and when news had spread of New York and California, he had broken his mirror, because he was unable to look at himself.

The two of them watched Brokeback Mountain together when it had first came out, and Texas had found himself overly relating to Ennis Del Mar. But, if anyone had asked him, he watched the movie because it was about cowboys and ranching. He "Wasn't a queer." as he would have said.

Texas cannot show his emotions whatsoever, it all turns to anger. Along with California, his emotions all turn into sadness and jokes to try and play it off.

California cannot accept any help. He knows that he is the "Safe Space" for all of the states. If he asked for help, who was he? He's not allowed to have feelings, it would make everything hard. He finds himself not having anyone to talk to, not even Texas. He bottles things up to the point that the smallest comment sets him off. This happened once during a meeting, when Texas had called him 'safe space', and he shouted at him, telling Texas that he had a name, and it wasn't "Safe Space", nor "Alta", it was California.

When upset, California only speaks Spanish.

HCS FOR MAINE?? - 🦞

of course love :3 (i totally do not know who this is at all.... sarcasm)

Maine HCs!

One of the shortest of the states. I see him around 5'2 ish!

Contrary to popular belief, he doesn't like seafood too much! I feel like the meat would cause texture issues for him.

His hair is a mix of blond, and ginger!

Seeing as Maine is a cold state, he's constantly wearing long sleeves, but the moment it gets to 50°F is when he whips out the shorts and tank tops.

Maine is one of the only states that can actually cook, besides the southern states. The midwest can't cook shit other than brats.

Seeing as Maine is home of L.L Bean... he wears so much L.L Bean it's not even funny.

Maine is the first state that sees the sunrise in the US, so naturally he's more of a morning person! He surprisingly gets up, and cooks breakfast.

He loves blueberries and donut holes! Seeing as Maines the largest producer of blueberries in the country... be adores them! And the donut hole was invented in Maine!

wisconsin x alaska if you would

omg yes!! i'm a wisconsinite, so he's my absolute baby! i adore him so so much!! :3 this will probably be wisconsin centric... love that guy...

WiscLaska HCs!

Seeing as they're both colder states, they're constantly bundled up. Alaska's got his signature trapper hat, whereas Wisconsin has a stocking cap!

Adding onto that, they're usually found cuddling. Typically with Wisconsin laying on top of Alaska like a puppy.

Wisconsin wears shorts in the middle of winter (like 15°F) and constantly gets sick from it, and Alaska always scolds him, and cooks him soup when he's sick.

Wisconsin and Alaska both have autism. Alaska is more of the quiet, semi-verbal around most people, whereas Wisconsin is a yapper.

Wisconsin loves telling Alaska about trees and nature, seeing as Wisconsin has some of the best natural resources programs!

Alaska is...extremely tall, he absolutely towers over Wisconsin, and all of the other states. When you look at it, their height difference is hilarious, like the "He asked for no pickles" meme.

Wisconsin knows how to play the electric guitar! It was invented where I live, so it's a little personal to me! But he's that awful campfire guitar guy, he'll whip it out and start jamming!

Whereas Wisconsin can play guitar, Alaska can sing really well. He'll spend nights softly singing Wisconsin to sleep when tornados or other disasters hit his state.

flocali headcanons?:3

rubs my grubby little hands together... goldensunshine my beloveds!!!

FloCali HCs!

They use the most disgusting petnames just to piss people off. Florida would call California his 'Sugar Boo Honey Bear Shnookums' and GOD it enrages the statehouse.

California is a good 8 ish inches taller than Florida. Florida is like.. 5'8 ish!

Florida gives California small rocks and items he finds that remind him of him! California thinks it's really sweet, and has a whole box of it in his closet!

California gives the best hugs ever. Thats it.

Florida steals California's glasses and wears them allll the time, and it always annoys California. But Florida loves how his face looks without (and with) his glasses.

California crushes Florida when he lays on him for warmth. Their height difference means... crushing cuddles

They both absolutely love the summer, as soon as it hits like 70°F they're both out in tank tops or shirtless.

Florida is a chronic jort wearer....

California cooks for Florida because no one.. absolutely NO ONE trusts Florida in the kitchen. Do NOT let this man cook 🔥 But California often makes him large meals, and its always so sweet.

When the wildfires hit California, Florida is always there, holding him. He'll kiss his burn scars, and tell him how pretty they are, and that they'll never change his love for him.

May I request New York hc's? :3

*not forcing ofc!!*

uhmm yes of COURSEEEE !!! i'll do more ny hcs when i get BACK from new york

New York HCs

He is unfortunately a theater kid. Broadway is in NYC, and god this boy.... tell him to stop singing jesus christ.

Surprisingly a true punk. He has crust pants, and they.. they smell but it's okay he's an icon.

He has a thick accent, and hates when people mock him for it. One more "I'm walkin' 'ere" and he'll genuinely kill a man. It pisses him off so so much.

He owns a few rats! He picked 'em up from the streets, and they're his best friends. Their names are; Shithead, Martin, Trash Boy, Rob, and Asshole!!

With what goes on in the subways... nothing fazes him, not even Florida's bullshit anymore. This man has literally seen it ALL.