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One of my biggest hcs is that Hawaii, Alaska, and Puerto Rico are all superr close because of their situations when coming into the States :3 they all meet up every week to gossip i just know it

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YES

Omg another person that agrees with me, I love these three together because they’re absolutely Gossip Lords. Alaska is the one always at the meetings imo because nobody realizes he’s there

Alaska HAS to gave some tea to spill and Hawai’i and Puerto Rico sit back and enjoy the fresh drink

Hello again. Which state do you think would hurt themselves in a really dumb way but not in a dumb and stupid enough way that there’s no disappointment

Hmmmmmmmmmm. There are. Many ways. I will only give three right now, tho.

Utah, Alaska, and Hawai’i.

Utah: would likely get hurt doing something normal, to be honest. Maybe he falls off his riding lawn mower— we all know he has one— because he didn’t take proper precautions. Not really dumb, but also? Kinda dumb.

Alaska: Poor boy would walk right into a wall at full speed and break his nose😔 he didn’t notice it, honest.

Hawai’i: She’s a smart girl, she’s very independent and capable. She also regularly swims with tiger sharks (well-known for attacking lone swimmers, along with eating anything) and shakes coconut trees until they fall (coconuts kill 150 people on average annually)