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You, Grim and a baby octo-mer (Azul) prt2 ig

a/n: was gonna be the last part but got stumped on one scene so I'll just post this part instead. Floyd + Azul might be ooc (I'm sorry I suck at writing) g/n reader ofc

Carrying around a pot filled with water containing one of your classmates was alot easier on paper. Most of the day went by just fine, the teachers kinda just let you and your pot of water be. Even lunch went by fairly smoothly if you don't count Adeuce, Epel and Jack peering into the pot. A little baffled but curious. Though Azul did smack Ace with a tentacle while he laughed at the housewarden's predicament.

You learned Azul enjoys chicken, specifically fried chicken. Which you were more than happy to give to the tiny mer. Watching his cheeks puff out as he ate was adorable, Azul didn't even notice you taking pictures until afterwards which made him tear up in embarrassment. You did apologize profusely and gave the baby a kiss on the forehead which seemed to stop his fussing.

Though Grim was less enthused by the scene, sitting next to you as you let the mer sleep against your stomach. Which, was normally his spot. You'd coo at Grim in your lap but he'd let it slide if you kept brushing his fur. But now he has to watch a Housewarden get his treatment. Yeah no, when is Crewel making the potion thing? Grim doesn't know but he hopes it's soon.

Luckily but also not, Floyd wandered into the garden, apparently looking for Jade but quickly forgot about that as he rushed over to you.

"Shrimpyy!" The excited pitch in his voice made you sigh eternally but you smiled at the eel, greeting him.

"Waaah!! You found boss man!" Floyd grinned, pinching Azul's cheeks and squeezing them. Ignoring the octo-mers cries and tiny hands beating against him. You reached down to cover Azul, feeling bad.

"Floyd you're hurting him."

"What? Nahhh. Would you rather be squeezed~?"

You instantly went to cover your cheeks and shook your head.

"No! No, no thank you!!"

Feeling Azul tuck himself further into you, probably scrunching his nose at the eel while he rubs his sore face and wiping away inky tears. He's so gonna eat fried eel later.

"What brings you hear? Aren't you supposed to be in class or something?" You asked letting Azul slip back into his pot has he held your index finger with one of his tentacles.

"Suppos' to be lookin' for Jade. But you're way more fun right now!" He responded taking Azul's place as he wrapped around your waist, hugging you while laying his head in your lap. Groaning you went to comb through his hair in hopes he'd get bored and leave but Grim had other ideas.

"Myah!? Off!! Off my henchhuman!!" Swatting at the teal haired guy in your lap. Floyd turned towards the creature and withdrawed from your lap. Picking up poor Grim by the scruff. Luckily for Grim and you an Octavinelle student called for Floyd. Much to the eel's annoyance.. As Floyd bickered with the student you sat and listened, pulling Grim into your side when Floyd dropped him.

Jade was temporarily assigned to fill in for Azul and Floyd was do to the same but in Jade's spot. From what you heard Floyd was skipping out on the job before a student was sent to find him.

Groaning and complaining Floyd turned back to you and leaned down to squeeze you. Turning towards Grim, Floyd smiled

"I'll give ya the hug of a lifetime once boss mans back.."

Grim shivered and scowled at that, watching the mer shoot back up and skip off wishing you, Grim and Azul goodbyes.

Leaning fully back on the bench you let Grim crawl onto you and huff before falling asleep. Shifting the mer and cat creature around you sat up and headed back to Ramshackle. It was getting dark and all of you were tired.

a/n: ty for reading if ya did. Not proofread as usual. Thanks for the support & love you guysss.

^^^This is part 1 btw^^^

you octopi my thoughts.

Genre/Tropes: Mutual Pining!! Also we have a little kabedon moment at the beginning so we're starting off strong!! C:<

Summary: I have another brain wave/request! Would you mind doing a flirty/a MC who’s not afraid to make bold advances?

Author's Comments: PLEASE I'd be such a menace. Azul would hate me because I'd flirt with him all the time.

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“Oh Azuuul!”

The student in question braced himself for your presence, letting out a deep sigh as his cheeks flushed. Your incessant flirting had only gotten worse over the past week, and it had gotten to the point where just hearing your voice could turn his cheeks red. It was an endless source of amusement for Jade and Floyd, and he resented you for it.

“What is it, Prefect?” he adjusted his glasses, giving you the coolest gaze he could manage.

The facade he tried to put up immediately shattered when your hand slammed into the wall behind him, your eyes bright with mischief. A strangled yelp tore from his throat at your close proximity, your face only getting closer to his as you smirked.

“It’s my afternoon, Azul.” you hummed, eyes darting from his eyes to his lips, “It’s so dreadfully empty. I have nothing to do!”

“Hm. Maybe you should study for the upcoming history exam.” Azul couldn’t stop himself from wetting his lips anxiously, ignoring the furious pounding of his heart in favor of holding your gaze.

“What if I want to study marine biology instead?” you shot back, leaning even closer—there was practically no space in between you two anymore.

“You can consult-” he stopped himself from suggesting that you see Jade or Floyd, a flare of jealousy making him reconsider, “...Nevermind.”

“Who? Who can I consult for this lesson? I’d like to know about octopi…their camouflage, their hunting habits, the way they show interest in potential mates…” you lowered your voice to a whisper, a light giggle ending your trailing sentence.

“Well…I…” Azul cursed his stuttering heart, the sound of blood rushing in his ears doing nothing to quiet the thundering noise of his heart.

“But oh well.” you pulled away suddenly, eyes dropping to his tie as you pinched it in between your fingers, “I suppose if your afternoon isn’t free, then I’ll have to find something else to do. Something boring and lonely.”

“If it’s a study session…I suppose I can make time. Show up at the Mostro Lounge after your classes and I’ll see what we can do.” he blurted, flushing a brilliant shade of red as you twisted his tie around in your fingers.

“Lovely! Now maybe you’ll stop octopi-ing my thoughts!” you laughed loudly, releasing his tie and smoothing down the front of his uniform in one fluid motion, “It’s a date, then. See ya, Azul! Thank you!”

You practically jumped away from him, bouncing down the hallway without looking back at him. Azul adjusted his tie nervously, staring after you until you turned down a corner. What was he going to do with you? This couldn’t keep happening-

“Having fun, boss?” Floyd giggled, popping up from behind him.

“It seems like he is.” Jade hummed, showing up from his other side.

“It’s nothing like that.” Azul insisted, beginning his walk to class with the eels hot on his tail, “Don’t mention this to anyone. It’s not important.”

“I dunno…I think it’s octopi-ing your thoughts!” Floyd mimicked your voice, batting his eyelashes flirtatiously.

Jade chuckled as Azul’s face burst into another blush, his eyes narrowing as he focused on the nearby classroom door.

“Go to class you two!” he shrieked, shooing the brothers away.

Azul had never walked faster into a classroom in his life, the cackles of the brothers and your voice ringing in his skull. Great Sea Witch, he’d never get you out of his head, would he?

PLS MAKE A WHOLE SERIES ABOUT PAPA MIGUEL 😭😭😭😭😭 MY BABY. *plays mitski’s i bet on loosing dogs.*

*sighs* fine ig, HERE TAKE THIS 😡🫵💖

but only bc i have daddy issues and this is therapeutic

dad!miguel for my lovely anonnie~

hope you enjoy! <3

miguel on his daughter's bday

genre - fluffy fluff fluffy

You lift your head up at the sound of the front door clicking open. Slowly lifting yourself off the bed, you move carefully not to bother the small figure next to you. You tiptoe out of the faint purple room, barely shutting the door on your way out. Standing at the top of the stairs you hear metal keys hit the key stand near the door as your husband shuts it with his foot. He balances three giant boxes with fluffy pink bows and ribbons hanging onto the pretty glittering wrapping paper. Miguel sees you staring at him and smiles goofily.

"Little help, baby?" He breathes out, motioning towards the boxes in his tired yet muscular arms. You laugh, rushing down the stairs and grabbing the top box from him. The both of you walk to the living room, plopping the boxes in front of the fireplace. He lets out a deep sigh, putting his hands on his hips and eyeing the boxes.

"Hobie should be here in a bit with the others." He adds, breathing heavily.

"Oh, the others are coming?" You ask, excited to hear your friends would be here to celebrate with your small family.

“No…I meant the other boxes." Miguel furrow his eyebrows, briefly looking up at you from his phone.

“How many more gifts are you gonna buy her, Mig? You already got her $500 worth of toys last week!" You ask, crossing your arms, sitting on the arm of the sofa.

"Ah that doesn’t matter, she’s turning 3, esto es importante!" He defends, walking over to you, taking your hands in his. You look up at him, seeing his eyes light up at the thought of her waking up to even more toys than before. He lets go of your hands, using them to hold your face as he leans down, kissing your lips, soft and slow. Your hands automatically move to rest on his waist, feeling him relax as his lips repeatedly wrap around yours. He pulls away, locking eyes with you as he brushes his thumb over your cheekbone, admiring you, and the resemblance you shared with your daughter. Everyone claimed your daughter resembled Miguel more than you, but he knew better than anyone that she had your eyes. After all, he'd gotten lost in them years ago.

The floorboards of the house quietly creaked above you. Miguel gasped, quickly wriggling out of your grasp and jogging to the bottom of the stairs. He saw his favorite girl wrapped in a bright blue blanket standing at the top of the stairs. Her hair was a dark curly mess, just like her dad's when he'd forget to style it.

"My baby! Come here, birthday girl!" Miguel squealed, making grabby hands towards her as she slowly trudged down the stairs, one at time. Once she was in arm's reach, Miguel scooped her up, wrapping the soft blanket around her, walking towards you.

"Look who's awaaaake!" He said in a sing-song tone, swaying side to side as she rubbed her eyes with a lazy smile.

“Ahhh my girl is getting so big, how old are you today, baby?!" Miguel excitedly asked, bouncing her in his arms, before giving her a sloppy kiss on the cheek. She stopped rubbing her eyes to hold out 3 fingers towards you with a big smile, her eyes puffy from sleeping in. You walk over to them, holding her small hand in yours, kissing her other cheek. Miguel watched her giggle as you planted firm, squishy kisses across her cheek and forehead.

She looks past you and sees more boxes, her eyes lighting up as she beings begging to be let down. Miguel sets her down and she immediately runs towards the boxes, slapping the top loudly, asking him to open it. He laughs, walking towards the box, crouching down to open it.

"Baby, c'mere, let's get you freshened up while papi opens your boxes okay?" You hold your hand out for your daughter to grab, and she trots back to you. She stands on the stool in the bathroom as you brush her hair into two high ponytails.

"Mama?" She asks looking at you in the mirror, rubbing soap between her palms.

"Hmm?" You respond, reaching for another hair tie on the counter.

"Can we tell daddy our secret today?" She asks whispering, with a smile as she turns the sink on to rinse the soap off.

You smirk at her in the mirror, and she giggles loudly. You hold your finger to your lips, shushing her quietly. Reaching down, you open the drawer and hand her the secret.

You both return to Miguel sitting on the living room floor with pink paper all around him, reading instructions on the doll house set he bought.

Your daughter runs over to Miguel with a familiar stick in her hand. She hands it to Miguel, who takes it without looking at it and sets it aside, too busily reading the instructions.

"You know, this is harder than it looks, these building instructions make no sen-" His eyes dart to your daughter's hands holding the stick with a plus sign. Her goofy smile turns to you, and you place a hand on your belly softly at Miguel’s shocked expression. His mouth hangs open.

"Are you—“ Was all he got to say before you nodded. He jumped up, grabbing your daughter in one arm and running to you, engulfing the two girls that made up his entire world, in his arms.

Shh..not now just Buggy

You’re welcome

Sir crocodile♡

Headcanons || Fem reader

Sfw//Nsfw

-Crocodile is to 100% a ass guy.

-He also like breasts of course. And he does not care about their size. He like big boobs but he also enjoys smaller boobs. As i said he is more the ass guy so.

-He likes short woman. He is a dominant man and he likes control. He also got a size kink.

-THICK THIGHS! THIS MAN LOVES WOMAN WITH THIGHS! He will use them as anti stress ball. If you sit next to him he will squeez your thighs. If you two have sex he will squeez them. HE LOVES IT.

-Crocodile likes it when his girl is a little naive and goofy. When she is cheerful and full of energy. Because she is the opposite of him and somehow he loves it. Crocodile will always act like he is annoyed because of that but if he is sure she don't sees his face anymore a small smile pops up on his face.

-He likes it if his girlfriend is smart. Doesn't matter if math, science, art, politics, history etc. If she have some knowledge in a topic like this he will love to talk about it with his gf. He loves to learn new things from his gf.

-Idk why but i feel like Crocodile loves woman with short hair. He likes both tho. But for some reson i have the feeling that he likes short hair. Because i have short hair and i say so. :)

-In my head this man is tolerant! He is not sexsist at all he respects woman. I mean he had so much woman in his organization. He doesn't see them as 'weaker gender'. He is also not homophobic or transphopic. (Still belive he is trans tho) i mean... Mr 2! And he does have some conection to Ivankov. Just saying.

-He doesn't care about your race!

-If his gf got mentaly illness in any way or any condition he gives his best to help her. And comfort you.

-After a long long time he started to trust his gf. He is not the one that trusts people so easily.

-He will probably call his gf Darling, Sweetheart, Love, Honey, Doll or stuff like Little one (because he is so much taller)

-He loves cuddles. After a long and stressful day he loves it to just lie in his bed with his gf and enjoy how close she is to him. He loves her touch and the way she plays with his hair or the way she just lies on his chest. He is always the big spoon.

-He likes being the domainant one in the relationship and in bed. He loves looking down to his short lover. He loves the way she looks when he fills her up. He loves it when he can press you down while he teases you rough.

-He also likes soft sex. It always depents on the mood of his lover. If she doesn't feel like it to be rough he won't. He also loved it when it's soft and calm while they hold echother very close. And he will always moan softly in her ear how much he enjoys this.

-He always listens to his gf if she uses their save word he will stop and comfort her.

-He is soft when he is alone with his girlfriend. But he can be cold and distand when others around. He will always keep an eye on you tho.

I hope you enjoyed it. My gramatics aren't the best but i tried. :) If you want more i'm here. >_<

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