Yuurivoice Derek - Tumblr Posts
HE'S LITERALLY JUST STANDING THERE
PEERING OUT HIS TOWER SIPPIN HIS TEA SCHLURP SCHLURP SCHLURP SCHLURP
basically what we saw in this man's journal:
(C/n mean child's name)
Alphonse: Why don't we relax and turn on the radio WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FMMMM!!
Seth/y/n: .....•-•....
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Auron: "Here" *gives the chalire rock* "pet rock" *and walks away*
Chalire: I'm going to name you Tim
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Faust: In every group of friends there's the dumb one
*Everyone pointed at Derek*
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*alphonse laying on the ground with Buns on him*
Seth: Check out the Buns on that guy
Y/n: *kicks the door in* this is a comedy police the jokes too funny
Seth:*pulls out gun* I'm not going back to jail!!
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Alphonse/y/n: *Sleeping*
Seth: *shoots the air*
Y/n: *falls off the couch*
Alphonse: THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD DOESN'T f****** LOVE YOU
SETH: *laughing hard*
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Auron: (c/n) to get out of the tank
(C/n): you're not my dad
Auron: Get out of this freaking tank I am your dad
(C/n): you're not my dad
Auron: I AM YOUR DAD GET OUT OF THE F*#%€%-
(C/n) : IM IN A TANK and your NOT
Auron: I WILL CALL-
(C/n): I'm literally in a tank and you're not
Auron: im calling your mother
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Charlie: AAAAHHHHH AHHH AAAHHH
Alphonse: why are you running? Why are you running!!
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Y/n : 2 shots of vodka *poors almost all of it*
All Y'v boys: *looks concerned*
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Faust: what are THOSSSSEEEEEE
Seth: they are my crocs
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Auron: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing
Faust: but cha didn't
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Derek: *reaches out and touches y/n's hand*
Y/n: *slowly turns her head annoyed and moves her hand looking disgusted*
Alphonse: *shoots his head and kissed there cheek*
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Y/n/seth: *watches the deers eat*
Alphonse: *loud sneeze*
Seth: *sarcasm* nice Alphonse
Alphonse: I SNEEZED!! OH! am not ALLOWED to SNEEZE!!
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Y/n : never want to talk about your feelings, Auron
Auron:.......
Faust: I do
Auron: I know Faust
Faust: im sad
Auron: I know Faust
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Auron: hay how much money you have
Y/n : like 69cents
Auron: you know what that means~
Y/n : *tears up* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
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Alphonse: it is wensday my dude
*Everyone being quiet*
Alphonse: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
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man: did anyone tell you you look like Beyonce~
Y/n : no they tell me I look like y/n
Man: who the f&#% is that
Y/n : me b*#^*
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(C/n): im in me dad's car broom broom
Auron: get out of my car!
(C/n): awwww
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Alphonse: *playing the piano*
Seth/y/n : *dose a dance*
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Y/n : WHAT THE F*#^ IS UP DEREK,NO WHAT DID YOU SAY DUDE, what the F&#^, STEP THE F&@^ UP DEREK
Derek: .....•-•....
Seth/Alphonse: @-@
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Faust: boo!
Chalire: ahhhhh!!.....stoooop....I could've dropped my croissant *cutely pouts*
Faust: ahahah
im so happy this horrid rotten little man is dead canonically
hasta la vista derek i hope ur bbl flattens while u rot in ur grave
If I Can't Feel Good, Maybe I Can Feel Clean. // Auron Edit
I spent my entire sick day making this and if I ever do something like this again I will need someone with me to remind me that I have a digestive system and do in fact need to consume food to stay alive (credits and info under the cut btw) also this is the most time and effort I've ever (had to [because all the other mfs I've made edits for don't have corporeal forms and shit (but also because, well, it's Auron and YV in general has a special place in my heart so I had to go all out)]) put into an edit and I think (/hope) it shows also I'm really happy with how it turned out and I hope y'all like it -w-
Background music: "Clean" by Mum Friends (which is fucking awesome btw like the full version of the song is a million times better than just what little I've used in the edit so go listen to the full song!!)
Video in the beginning by Ambient Renders on YouTube
Art by Jackie Eleanor from Yuurivoice's "Your Dominant Boss Is Unmoved" (slightly altered by me :p)
Sound/Visual Editing by me -w-