Mu Qing: I Won't Hate Anyone Without A Good Reason

Mu Qing: I won't hate anyone without a good reason

*A moment later *

Mu Qing, glaring at Feng Xin: He's probably naked under his robes.

Mu Qing, all flustered: What a whore.

Soap: "I mean, we had so much fun and the dinner was so romantic-"

Gaz: "I cannot stress how unromantic microwaving you a pizza and then burning it is."

Soap: "I don't know how you're not getting that that's the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for me."

Gaz: "Your love life is so sad."

he protects and he purples (･ω<)☆

a good luck kiss

Ghost: This is my German shepherd, purebred. He's a retired K9 that I chose to adopt from my previous unit. It seemed meant to be since we called him Riley. Being a good boy who deserves good things, I occasionally get him a steak in addition to feeding him a raw diet of the highest quality protein.

Soap: My cat is this. I discovered him consuming a cupcake in the dumpster. I believe Bomb is the offspring of Satan, but that's alright. He would rather steal my bread from the kitchen, despite my attempts to feed him both wet and dry cat food. As a result, I bought a bread box, but it did not stop the bread thieves.

Lucifer: Ok, fine! I slept with Diavolo back when I was an angel, ok?! But it was just sex! Nothing else happened.

The brothers:

The brothers: *Looks at Satan*

Satan:

Diavolo: *gasps and cries happy tears* ...son?

Satan: NO!