Ghost: This Is My German Shepherd, Purebred. He's A Retired K9 That I Chose To Adopt From My Previous

Ghost: This is my German shepherd, purebred. He's a retired K9 that I chose to adopt from my previous unit. It seemed meant to be since we called him Riley. Being a good boy who deserves good things, I occasionally get him a steak in addition to feeding him a raw diet of the highest quality protein.

Soap: My cat is this. I discovered him consuming a cupcake in the dumpster. I believe Bomb is the offspring of Satan, but that's alright. He would rather steal my bread from the kitchen, despite my attempts to feed him both wet and dry cat food. As a result, I bought a bread box, but it did not stop the bread thieves.

♠️♥️♣️♦️

soap, watching ghost and gaz make a mess trying to bake: instead of the great british bake off its the great british bastards fucking up the kitchen

their day off

he protects and he purples (･ω<)☆

"HuA ChEnG StAlkEd XiE LiAn fOr 800 YeArS—"

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