Soap, Watching Ghost And Gaz Make A Mess Trying To Bake: Instead Of The Great British Bake Off Its The

soap, watching ghost and gaz make a mess trying to bake: instead of the great british bake off its the great british bastards fucking up the kitchen

Lucifer: Ok, fine! I slept with Diavolo back when I was an angel, ok?! But it was just sex! Nothing else happened.

The brothers:

The brothers: *Looks at Satan*

Satan:

Diavolo: *gasps and cries happy tears* ...son?

Satan: NO!

So I’ve been thinking about the thing with monstrous/uncanny Hua Cheng that’s been going around and had a thought.

What about Xie Lian? He deserves to be a little freaky too!

Just think about it!

You have an entire conversation with him, and notice he hasn’t blinked even once (he only blinks to clear dust from his eyes).

Xie Lian who can comfortably, casually dislocate all of his joints.

Xie Lian who falls asleep just about anywhere, as still as a corpse.

Xie Lian who is constantly a little too warm to be normal, due to always running a fever to burn away the illnesses he picks up.

Xie Lian who sustains a serious injury but keeps doing whatever he was doing.

Xie Lian who is just really poisonous/venomous due to his diet- I personally see him as mainly neurotoxic but you do you.

Xie Lian whose eyes do the reflective thing like a cat.

I mean, an ancient god of death and misfortune sounds like an eldritch horror out of context- and I don’t think the undercurrent of fear beneath the disdain from the heavens is unwarranted.

Anyway, Xie Lian is a horrorterror.

Mu Qing: I won't hate anyone without a good reason

*A moment later *

Mu Qing, glaring at Feng Xin: He's probably naked under his robes.

Mu Qing, all flustered: What a whore.

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