Stare Out The Window Not Like A Commoner But Like The Protagonist Of A Movie Who Isnt Satisfied With

Stare out the window not like a commoner but like the protagonist of a movie who isn’t satisfied with their life right before the adventure begins

what am I supposed to do on this seven minute bus ride with ao3 down? just stare out of the window like some commoner!?

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

To every physically disabled person who's tired and in pain this evening, you did excellently at whatever you did today, no matter what or how much it was. I'm proud of you! You deserve all of the rest you need.

"Link is basically unrecognised like Tony Hawk" is WAY funnier when you realise his face is plastered on hundreds of posters both from people who want to find him and a cult that is utterly obsessed with him

totk spoilers

Why did everyone in Hateno forget that Link exists even though he literally bought and renovated a house there and also did a bunch of side quests for everyone 🧍

“You’re a new face around here”

I LIVE HERE

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys