The R/curatedtumblr -> Tumblr Migration Is So Funny To Me. It's Like Going To The Zoo And Enjoying It

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

Me literally scrolling through that tag like “what nonsense is going on rn”

me scrolling through that one destiel meme like an old man turns over the pages to a newspaper on a Sunday morning, on a rocking chair on his porch with a black coffee and a cigarette

(eustace learning about the pevensies' past narnia adventures)

eustace: wait so if peter was a sophomore back then how old was he

eustace, to edmund: how old were you?

eustace:

eustace: how old are you now?

edmund: not as young as we once were but not as old as you might think

eustace: okay that was frustratingly vague

eustace, to lucy: how old are you?

lucy: i'm seventeen

eustace: see? that's an answer. that's how we answer people

lucy: well seventeen in how you would measure in years

eustace: alright i'm just gonna drop it

fun fact: the professor is asexual

why you ask? because i said so and it’s pride month 🤭

YES YOU'RE SO RIGHT AS A FELLOW ACE WATCHERINA I SECOND THIS

stop saying youre investing in posts. i dont make my jokes for any kind of economy. banker-like behaviour of you