((i Took A Little Nap And I'm About To Take Another Because I Had To Wake Up A Moment For GoC But

((i took a little nap and i'm about to take another because i had to wake up a moment for GoC but

I had a dumb little dream that i posted something where romeo was like "taiga's birthday is coming up since we're talking again i should probably do something for him"

And @taiga-shark was like "i want a blowjob"

Romeo: you have a lot of balls asking me for something like that when we've barely talked until like two months ago

Taiga: yeah ive got a lot of balls. And they need to be sucked. On my birthday. As part of my birthday blowjob.

And i don't think the dream ever got to taiga's birthday so i'll never know if he got that blowjob or not but for some reason this was very funny to me))

Romeo affinity lv 8 / ver 2

@danieyells

watch this. this is literally what love is.

SpaceDancer over on patreon suggested land sharks so here are some land sharks from the Small Guide universe.

all land sharks are amphibious and they come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes. when some people think of land sharks they tend to imagine a dog or cat with shark attributes, but nature itself pushes beyond the mammalian cross borders and asks: but what if slug? what if crab? what if snake? if it can hang out on land for any period of time it its chosen ecosystem then that body plan is free real estate.

This video combined with Ace's story about Romeo singing and my headcanon about Taiga meeting Romeo in Italy has spawned:

Taiga found his way into some music hall in Italy where Romeo happened to be performing that night(as a hobby, his family did something else) and toppled his dumb ass over hearing Romeo sing

And then he tried to follow him home because 1) his face was pretty 2) what else can he make that voice do his voice was pretty 3) he's an idiot who did not consider that he shouldn't try and follow strangers in a country he doesn't really speak the language of

(the part about Taiga getting too close and then beating Romeo's guards impressing pre-ghoul Romeo so much that he takes him home as a new bodyguard still stands.)