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i think it would be funny if gary was a little bit of a diva. like we already know he's kinda pompous and a bit....... extra, shall we say. ffs he literally says "en garde!" before hoeing down with john that's funny as shit.

was i mainly inspired by wendigoon's video on faith? yes. but cmon it would be a lil funny to see him making passive aggressive comments on fellow cultists' outfits.

somebody tell shannon that that's an atrocious color to pair with dark brown hair. cmon george, that belt with those shoes? you should know better. really priest? turtleneck sweaters? those were so 60s.

you know those posts that are like

INCORRECT way to draw a fat body ❌

CORRECT way to draw a fat body ✅

I saw someone use an example of a body that had a round potbelly and slimmer limbs for the INCORRECT version, saying it looked bloated or pregnant… when it literally looked exactly like my body.

yes it’s important to know the dynamics of body fat on characters, how it hangs, how it folds, etc. because a lot of people draw fat characters as Skinny Lite™️ and that’s a representation issue.

but as long as a character is big and round?? that’s a fat person! fat people look like that too!

no one: not a soul: not even my family or friends: me: anyway i’m still quite upset they sent midas out like a little bitch baby pussy boy. the man fears no god and had the world at his golden fingertips. literally people simp over this man. but the same man was like “oh no i am alone and drifting into the ocean. my friends are gone. i am so sad” then gets the shit scared out of him by a stupid shark? and tries to paddle away like a little bitch boy? bruh even MEOWSCLES has more fearlessness than him? they probably made it that midas is too busy crying like a baby over being scared by a shark until august 27th. but like, hey, shoutout to edzmplays who was like “midas isn’t dead, aquaman saved him!” because THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE would be, pardon the pun, so golden… anyway i mean business here, people. midas redemption arc. redemption for the man that ruled the world for months. almost an entire fortnite season. he legit got reduced to a BOTTOM and i cannot stand for that shit

the best part in the spongebob musical is the part where old man jenkins is killed by a falling boulder, to which a citizen screams “THIS IS THE GOVERNMENT’S FAULT!”

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

@danieyells

watch this. this is literally what love is.

WHERE’S THE LIE THO

i love when ted talks emphasize important real points but this one has a special place in my heart

hints that Larissa Weems didn't actually have a crush on Gomez but had a crush on Morticia instead:

#1 her strong feelings for Morticia

...which are presented as resentment, jealousy and bitterness, feelings that could easily result from misinterpreting a serious crush you have on a person

meanwhile she doesn't seem to have any strong feelings about Gomez at all

on the contrary, in one scene she even seems to belittle him or express a certain indifference towards him:

in this scene Gomez doesn't understand what Weems and Morticia are talking about and while Morticia is very gentle with him as always Weems' reaction seems a little arrogant and she seems to even be mocking him a bit

watch:

I think this somewhat condescending reaction to Gomez not understanding what they're talking about is very interesting because it is actually somewhat out of character for Weems. She's usually not cocky or arrogant but in this scene she shows a certain disdain towards Gomez. And I interpret this as her being like "omg this man is so stupid and simple, how could Morticia choose him over me??"

sure, them being at Nevermore was 30 years prior to the plot of "Wednesday"

so you could just say Gomez was a teenage crush she quickly overcame and now she doesn't care about him anymore and even realizes that he is way too simple for her

but if that's the case, then WHY does she still have this strong feeling of sourness for Morticia? she obviously doesn't care about Gomez at all so if it was him she had a crush on why would she still be hanging on to so much bitterness towards Morticia?

I mean, the whole scene just SCREAMS "omg Morticia how could you favor this guy over me" and definitely not "omg Gomez how could you favor Morticia over me"

seriously, go and watch that scene again

it's at the beginning of episode 5

and I think it's so obvious there that Weems thinks very little of Gomez and doesn't understand how Morticia could choose him over her

#2 her reaction to Wednesday playing the cello

Weems has such a strong reaction to Wednesday playing the cello and the show focuses on the mother-daughter-relationship between Wednesday and Morticia which makes me think that Weems' reaction is supposed to be a hint that she is reminded of Morticia playing the cello and that there is another similarity between Wednesday and her mother. If that is the case and Weems is reminded of Morticia when she hears Wednesday playing her reaction is... telling:

#3 Gomez and Weems would be no match AT ALL

there is absolutely ZERO chemistry between Weems and Gomez

like zero

I mean sure, again, 30 years ago and that is a long time but still... wouldn't there be some kind of... I don't know, connection? at least a little bit? but there's zero

Meanwhile Weems and Morticia:

the tension

the teasing

the looks they give each other

"stately sequoia tree" "lumberjack"

the fact that Morticia has "ALWAYS ADORED that biting sense of humor"

the sense of humor that, by the way, we ONLY get to see when Morticia is present

the fact that Weems talks to Wednesday about Morticia nonstop, like seriously, she talks about Morticia all day and doesn't even mention Gomez once

#4 Morticia and Weems were close

Not only wErE tHeY rOoMmAtEs (oh my god they were roommates) but there are several other indications that they were very close at the time:

Weems knows about the visions Morticia had and says that she remembers that Morticia thought she might be losing her mind at first... a very personal and private matter that Morticia probably didn't discuss with many people

they participated in the Poe Cup together, Morticia as captain and Weems as co-pilot

Morticia saying that they had good times together... Weems doesn't agree that they were always good for her but they definitely were close at the time and spent time together not only as roommates

they did a duet for the Solstice Talent Show, a fact that I LOVE btw

#5 the fact that Weems cares so much about Wednesday

all her students are important to Weems and she always does what she thinks is best for Nevermore but she seems to have a special interest in helping Wednesday to fit in and find some friends

she forgives Wednesday many times even though she always breaks the rules

Weems seems to have a soft spot for Wednesday and would she have that for the daughter of her former rival if there really were only negative feelings for said rival? Why would she care for Wednesday that much (more than she already cares for each one of her students) if she really hated Morticia and obviously doesn't care about Gomez at all?

wouldn't make any sense

IN CONCLUSION: they are wives

thanks for coming to my ted talk

"I hated Harrow so much at the beginning" could NOT be me. She has flair, she has panache. She stays up all night scrabbling in the dirt burying bone fragments just for the drama of the reveal. She stabs herself in the cheek so she can sign in blood. She is a control freak who puppets her dead parents around and bullies Gideon into a vow of silence. She is a singleminded swot who maps out all the doors in a massive decaying mansion the very first night. She makes herself a bone cocoon before passing out. She leaves bread in a drawer. You don't see a grimy little freak and want to put them in a blender??

mfs really tainting the tag with daddyxdaughter fics like get some fucking help you nasty ass FREAKS 💀💀

pretty effin wild how perfectly the Ruth love song lines up with this scene 🥺the original cut w/o music is also a treasure but i just had to try this

do you think that when charles first saw edwin they BOTH knew he was gonna die? like edwin seems like he was trying to keep it a secret so as not to upset charles. but charles doesn’t seem to question this random boy in an old school uniform in the abandoned attic who talks weird and has an old lantern, doesn’t seem to question when the morning sun rises and his body doesn’t.

Thinking about the “fell first, fell harder” discussion people are having about payneland today:

I always struggle with this question because I feel like there’s nuance to it. Like, I’ll answer differently depending on what people are asking. Who fell first? Who really fell first?

If we mean who discovered their feelings first, this is pretty cut and dry for me. Edwin confessed, and Charles promised him he’d sort his feelings out for him.

(Unless you subscribe to the interpretation that Charles tried to shoot his shot in the attic and Edwin accidentally rejected him, which is also interesting to think about and I am personally intrigued by).

If we mean just pure love and devotion, probably Charles. It’s not that he knows how to define what he’s feeling, but I kind of think that little “you’re stuck with me now” is the moment where he was ruined and decided he would follow Edwin anywhere.

Fell a little harder? Edwin. Charles is objectively charming, it’s implied he’s pretty accommodating to all of Edwin’s needs and whims, and I would have loved to see Edwin’s “oh” moment. Although, sometimes I wonder if it started when he realized “there is a boy that will follow me anywhere bathed in death’s blue light”— I mean, that’s some level of devotion right there.

We’ve seen the confession dynamics, which I think are really sweet. The Hell confession always makes me emotional, but I think the dynamic of the first attempted confession is super interesting. Edwin changes clothes as this little bid for Charles’ attention. It’s sweet. It’s precise and detail oriented. It’s exactly how Edwin would try to communicate care.

Other smarter people have pointed this out, but Charles… looks absolutely dejected when he’s talking about someone else (Monty) awakening feelings in Edwin. It’s brief. He snaps back to it and puts on a smile for Edwin’s sake. But that doesn’t entirely seem like someone who doesn’t feel anything for the person talking about their feelings- maybe a small twinge of jealousy? Rejection? Fell first?

Listen, once Charles figures out what he’s feeling I think he’s going to fall harder all over again and the cycle is just going to keep going lmao.

badboyhalo my favorite aromantic king <3

Hes so real and me

Sucks that whether or not Clan Lavellan survived Inquisition isn't a choice for Veilguard, because a post-credits blooper scene of THE most awkward family dinner with Solas's new in-laws would be the funniest shit.

Fuck me I know what mlm means here in this context and this post is super valid but I was watching Tom Harlock earlier so I read this and I thought “wow I’ve never seen a shitpost about pyramid schemes before huh” I’m such a shithead

“it’s perfectly fine for non-mlm to enjoy and engage in fandom around mlm content” and “actual mlm are often erased, ostracized, and spoken over in fandom around the media made to represent them” are two ideas that can & should coexist

"zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pam paara zoobi doobi param pa ~

zoobi doobi zoobi doobi naache kyu paagal stupid mann"

and

"jaise filmo mei hota hai, ho raha hai hubahu" THIS IS SO APOLLO HIMBO CODED IM GONNA SCREAM DUNNO WHY BUT APOLLO GIVES RANCHO VIBES (WHEN AROUND PIA)

LIKE YES THAT BITCH ABSOLUTELY SEES RHEA IN FUCKING NEWS ADVERTISEMENTS AND WEATHER FORECASTS

(poseidon as Virus? absolutely, fuck yes)