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Okay, okay. But where in the DC universe is he? Because there are several villains that use freeze ray/guns. If it's Central City then Danny is going to get adopted by the villains. The Flashes will protest this and try to lure Danny away from the villains with food and puns. If it's Gotham then the Batdoption Papers are already being processed and Alfred has a bedroom cleaned and a welcome feast prepared. The villains of Gotham can get really competitive and hate being shown up so Danny will be seen by them as either an upstart rival or a new bird to break, with a select few (cough *Harley* cough) that might want him as a nephew.

“Seriously, that’s what you’re going with?”

Danny was raised by mad scientists. Crazy technology is completely normal to him.

So when he got captured by a supervillain, his first thought was less for his own safety and more to criticize their tech.

Seriously, he’s not even that bright*, yet he can clearly tell how to perfectly disassemble their devices and where they could be improved on.

…why is everyone staring at him?

*he’s smarter than he thinks, it’s just that he grew up surrounded by other geniuses and struggled with formal schooling

Naga (Part 1)

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“Slither slither hiss. Slither slither hiss. Slither slither hiss.”

“Danny? What are you doing?” Same asked as she walked into their apartment.

“Isn't it obvious? He has embraced his inner scaily.” Tucker said from where he sat on the couch in his own fursuit.

“Technically this is my own body so I'm not a scaily. I don't need a suit.” Danny gloated as he coiled his ghostly tail around himself and flicked out his tongue like a snake.

“But you're a ghost. Not an actual snake. There for, you are a scaily.” Tucker vary maturely said before sticking his tongue out at danny. He's so happy the suit could stick out it’s tongue. Ya it cost a little extra but it was so worth it.

“So now you are a snake?”

“Naga actually because of the human half.” Danne said with a shrug.

“Wouldn't you be a lamia because you're a boy?” Sam asked?

“Actually lamias are a female only species where as Nagas are not. Male nagas are called nagas, go figure, while female nagas are called nagis or naginis.” Tucker said while flipping one of his paws off so he could use his phone.

“Tuck's the one who brought up that I look like I have a cosmic snake tail so I've been been practicing making it more solid. Awesome right?” Danny said as he began slithering around the room again.

Just don't do that out in the open. Last thing we need is the Bats sniffing around.” Sam said with a head shake as she went to their room to get in comfies.

👻One week later in a random sewer under Gotham.👻

“Hood. Why are you in the sewers?”

“Damn it Orical! Don't just randomly turn on my co- shit! Get back here!” Hood yelled as he chased some drug smugglers who thought it would be a great idea to escape through the drains.

“They took a right up a head and then a left immediately after. Carful though. Something is causing major interference with my cameras down that way.”

“Got it. Right, left, then.” Sckdding to a stop Hood immediately ducks back through the entrance and peaked around the corner. “I don't think I need to worry about those specific smugglers any more.” Hood whispered.

“Hold on hood. Connecting to your camera now… Is that a snake?”

“It has a human half too so they're a naga. The human half is already around the bend up ahead.”

“Where are the perps?”

Stepping more fully in the room now that most of the naga's body was no longer occupying it Hood turns and spots both smugglers passed out.

“Looks like they ran in here and immediately got slammed into the wall.” Hood said as he went over to check their pulses.

“Are they still alive?” Orical tentatively asked.

“Hmm. I'll have to get rid of the bodies. Don't want my own men getting got. I'll talk to you later Barbi.” Hood said before disabiling his com and camera. “Should never have sold to kids you dumb fucks.” he said, shooting off two rounds.

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Saw a post about merDanny and almost immediately saw one about Nagas. So the brain worms got to work. That and I'm currently sitting at the DMV waiting for my turn so I'm bored. Also on mobile so I know there are spelling errors. Have fun with this.

And here's one more before I crash.

"So if I kill it I got to eat it right?" Danny asks Gotham for the umpteenth time.

"Yess little princess. If you kill the clown you must eat his soul. Lest he rise again or becomess a ghost." Gotham said in a voice filled with whispers and screams.

"But I don't wanna! He probably tastes funny." Danny wined as he looked back over the city from his vantage point. Tracking the aforementioned clown's movements and he raged through Gotham's steets

"If you wish to win over Red Hood it would be to take out the joker."

"CPR! CPR! I was not kissing him please drop this all right it's been months."

This popped into my head at like 02:49 and I didn't want to start my PC back up or lose it in my notes so I'm putting it here. No clue if I'll write more but if anyone wants they can add their own tidbits. It's not edited and was typed out on my cell so sorry for any errors.

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“So what's a kid like you doing in a place like this?” Red hood asks as he walked across the rooftop that Danny was laying on.

“Trying to see the stars.”

“This is Gotham, kid. You're in the wrong city if you want to go stargazing.”

Sighing Danny sits up and wraps his arms around his legs. Gotham indeed. If not for Lady Gotham and Clockwork he would be… Nope… No. Back in the box. We're not thinking about the thing we're not thinking about. ‘It's okay to feel. Okay to grieve.’ Shut up.

“I miss them.” Danny mumbled into the silence.

“The stars?”

“...Ya.”

“... I don't know about you kid but I'm starving. Ya want some Bat burger?” Red Hood asked as he reached out a hand to help Danny up. As if Danny had already agreed.

“Shouldn't take food from strangers.” Danny said as he stood up.

“Good advice. You going to take it?”

“You’re paying and I'm there when you order.”

“Deal.”

Batman Twitter AU Masterpost

Warning: first couple aren’t the best but they get better/funnier as I get used to doing it

part-one The start

part-two Tim left alone

part-three bully Jason

part-four Duke makes new pfps

part-five Bruce and Oliver did WHAT

part-six beach and heroes

part-seven FMK gone wrong

part-eight movies and kidnappings

part-nine Father’s Day/bully duck

part-ten Bruce/Insert your fav

part-eleven DAMIAN

part-twelve Jason is a Swiftie

part-thirteen girl math with Steph

part-fourteen Damian love Jon

part-fifteen Let Duke be crazy 2k24 and Bruce kidnapped

part-sixteen Bully Bruce - again

part-seventeen Joker gets his shit rocked

part-eighteen So much idk what to focus on